Let's clear a few things up:
If you have tattoos on your boobs, not interested.
If you have children that you don't take care of, not interested.
If you don't work, not interested.
If you have more than 2-3 kids (especially from multiple men), definitely not interested.
If your only way of attracting a man is with your looks and have no brain to keep me stimulated, I won't be interested for long lol
If you think marijuana is a terrible drug that ruins lives, go away.
If you think Superman is cooler than Batman, kill yourself.
If you want a guy who enjoys having a good time, is overly sarcastic, makes inappropriate jokes, usually at the wrong times and probably has too many Batman shirts for a 27 year old, but at the same time does everything he can to look out for the people around him, a person who prefers to spend time with you joking and giggling about stupid shit, making fun of himself when your sad because he knows it makes you smile, someone who can cook the f*** out of some chicken wings, or burgers, or lobster tails, or seafood linguine, or the only white motherf***er to ever make griot and Pikliz(ok, ok you get it, your boy can cook) then hit me up. Aaaand I will do everything I can to make sure you don't regret it!
Your and you're are not interchangeable. Neither are there, their and they're.
Once is an accident, twice is a habit, three times and you're an idiot!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Lets rob a bank. Dinner and a movie is soooo played out.