joeylyrics: Gentleman seeks his Lady.
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Largo, Florida
47 year old Male, 6' 1" (185cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Gemini
joeylyrics is looking for a relationship.
High school
Transporter/Personal Chauffeur


I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Me

Never in a million years would I have ever thought to put out a personal ad in hopes of finding my soul mate.
I guess there really is a first time for everything.
I am a 46 year old, clean cut and well raised Italian gentleman with no children in search of
a classy, passionate and compatable woman within my own age...(or at least mentally)
I am 6'1 and can fluctuate between 185 to 190 pounds.
I am a little selective though, so please... don't be offended if I only ask for those who are slim, polite and of course respectful to be interested in meeting with me.
Neat, Sweet and Petite is what's right up my alley;)

What I am NOT looking for in a relationship is... drunks, drug addicts, drama and/or ANY woman who enjoys sneaking off to be shared.
If for some reason you DO have an out of control addiction problem that will quickly limit my respect AND trust for you... Please... by all means... go and click on someone else's profile.
Let's be totally honest here... If you're the type of girl who needs at least an hour a day to pile on a gallon of make-up just to TRY and HIDE your decades of hard ass partying... I REALLY won't be interested.

Long hair has always been a plus.
I can do shoulder length, but NO Shinad O'Conners.
A tattoo or two I also could deal with since I do have one myself... but over doing the ink or the piercings was also never a real turn on for me.
A cute face, smile, personality and appearance will get my attention.
All fakes, phonies and frauds are easily sniffed out from MORE than a MILE away.
I am very interested in meeting a classy, down to earth AND "Lady Like" woman who can be both silly and spontaneous at times while not being afraid of commitment.
A woman for whom I ENJOY opening the door for.
Is she out there?
Does she even exist?

*NOTE*... I was born in Brooklyn and raised on Long Island.
I was brought up to have street smarts from an early age and common knowledge was always being taught in my old fashioned Italian upbringing.
Let there be NO mistaking it... I'm not a Doctor, Not a shady Lawyer or Politician... will Never even Think to swindle someone else to better suit myself.
I am however True, Old School AND Real regardless of who likes it or not.
If you can't handle someone who's up front, honest, funny, quick witted and enjoys speaking his mind... I probably won't be a good match for you.
Oh yea...and if you're one of those crazed and dazed religious loons who thinks Jesus Christ is going to forgive you for all those sins you just can't wait to go out and commit...
Than we really aren't going to get along too well at all.
Reality is my motto.
Fairytale stories are for children.
Brainwashed people need not apply.

This profile will be deleted once my match had been met..

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
A few laughs over an ice cream, coffee or drink... or maybe a fun game of darts, billiards or mini golf to help break the ice.
(Karaoke can be fun too).
Possibly out for a nice quiet dinner afterwards.