At 6'3 and 275 lbs, strangers call me "Big guy" and friends call me "Tiny". I've lost 100 lbs in a year and a half. Ever since the scale stopped saying ERROR (or oww, oww, get off) I've been dieting and running/jogging around the neighborhood, Venturas beaches, or hiking to the beautiful little waterfall just 3 miles from my doorstep.
Being a musician and instrument maker is my passion and a 4am FedEx job is my pay. I own 12 instruments (sax is my main axe) and can play the main theme to "Star Wars" on almost any instrument. Currently building a business making artisan Marimbas (xylophones basically) out of lumber and hard work.
Musical interests range from Metallica to Motzart, Henry Rollins to Sonny Rollins, Fela Kuti to Bella Fleck, A Tribe Called Quest to Zimbabwean Mbira, Buckethead to Bjork, Skrillex to Kendrick Lamar......not so into country. Donald Glover>Childish Gambino.
I'm a INTP-T to a T. Logical, analytical but silly and affectionate. I'm the strong but silent type and a great listener. If you want get me talking, ask me questions about science, philosophy, music, or Sci-Fi/fantasy/comic-book movies (talk nerdy to me).
I'm a smoker, vaper, and 420 friendly. Looking for someone to cuddle with while listening to Pink Floyd's "Dark Side of the Moon" and watching "The Wizard of Oz." 3rd roar of the lion.
I am looking for a hilarious woman who is beautiful both inside and out. Big & Tall/BBW a plus but not a must. Be ready for adventurous road trips, popcorn and bad movies, beach/mountain hikes, museams and live concerts. Most importantly, someone who can put their phone down, look deep into my eyes and have an intellectual conversation about fictional nerdy things.
Not an upgraded member but the "meet me" functions the same way as Tinder. If you see me swipe right, if you're cool then I will probably find you eventually and we'll be a match. You can also message me first, it works both ways.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I might ask some weird questions about yourself to see if you are a scam/robot first. I'm am currently in 2 long term conversations with A.I. that keep trying to get me to go to other websites, they say the darndest things. Just tell me something you saw in my profile, or something interesting about yourself. They can't seem to read and have no personality, kind of weeds out those same kind of women. I feel like I'm taking the Tinder-Turing test. If you think that is in reference to a car, swipe left.