So yeah I tried eBay but apparently when I put up a pic of myself all these middle eastern people wanted to buy me.. It's crazy. I consider my personality to be full of creativity so you'll never get bored. I'm always looking for a way to make you laugh or smile. I can nail just about any movie quote. Proving once and for all that I know everything about nothing. One time I tried out for Jeopardy and doing so actually proved that I don’t know everything about nothing so ignore that last statement. I love anything outdoors or out of the ordinary. My biggest accomplishment in life so far was getting kicked out of six flags for carrying a bunch of spare bolts on a roller coaster and asking people on the ride where they came from. I don't have anything that really sets me apart from your average person except the fact that I am mentally awesome. I don't have any out of the normal talents so if you ask me what I am good at, I will tell you I'm a professional under water basket weaver. I have a very creative imagination as you can tell. A's games, Giant's games, anything that requires moving is great. I look young for my age and I wouldn't have it any other way. Seriously I look like my pics, don't be surprised when I show up and I somehow don't look older than what you were hoping for. Apparently my family found the fountain of youth when i was born. Ever seen Tuck Everlasting? Me too. Thats why I put that little analogy there. I like seeing someone run towards me in the elevator while I press the "CLOSE DOOR" button, Answering open-ended questions with open-ended questions, Honking my horn at an intersection, then pretending like I don't know who honked just to confuse people. And forcing people to take the wrong exit because I wouldn't let them change lanes. If you can get past all that then were golden. So that's the end of my story. Hope you enjoyed, if not, then I just wasted 3 minutes of your life. 20 if you suffer from some sort of dyslexia lol
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I do not use this site as a hook up. My friends keep telling me to get off this site because girls on here do not want a relationship. I'm starting to believe them. Somewhere out there is a girl saying the same thing. Where are the guys who actually want something real? Lol THIS GUY!