Them: "You're too cute to be single."
Me: "I'm too crazy to be with anyone.."
#1! I am not here to be your f*ckbuddy, so don't effin' ask!
Now, on to more important things..
I was born and raised Catholic and I'm proud of it.. piercings, tattoos, psychobilly shit, mythology, monsters, and skeletons are my passions, along with many other things of that sort.. "I myself am strange and unusual," but I love to make people laugh and, although I can be difficult at times, my heart is in the right place.. got some problems; who doesn't?.. I can be blunt, often in a joking way, but I def calls 'em as I sees 'em.. comedies and dark, fantastical shows/movies are my thing.. Boris Karloff & Vincent Price are my loves.. Tim Burton, Danny Elfman, & Johnny Depp are my favorite trio.. I'm almost always quoting Seinfeld, The Office (US), Parks and Rec., It's Always Sunny, Brooklyn 99, The Mick, Wayne's World, etc..
Smoke, drink, and be scary..
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I hate everyone.. tell me about you..