tskv: looking for someone to laugh with
Smokes Occasionally with A Few Extra Pounds body type
Indiana, Indiana
43 year old Female, 5' 5" (165cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Cancer
tskv is looking for a relationship.
Some college
Class Clown
bookie 4 midget mudwrestling gambling ring/ a job

On the left out for my 41st birthday 2015

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Me
****Im a person that loves to LAUGH!!!*****I always say moments spent sad, or mad are moments lost of happiness. I'm tryin this internet thing one last time (my probation officer said its OK now, since the ankle bracelet has been removed. J/K)It was a stalking case, so you guys have nothing to worry about :)!!!!
I enjoy comedy clubs, or just about anyones company that can bring a smile to my face, or mine to thiers.I have a bit of a sarcastic humor.And if I won the lotto... I would buy a snow machine so I could have a snowball fight in JULY.
I am very close with my family and like to spend time with them when I can.I enjoy dining out, although Cooking !!! YEAH I COOK, AND i like it.... hmmmmm but I hate cleaning up, it's great for a quiet night in. Im the kinda girl that if we go out to dinner and a fish bone is stuck in my teeth, IM PULLING IT OUT right then and there, thats just too uncomfortable for me to even wait to make it to the bathroom.However im classy NOT trashy (i'll use a napkin, lol).
I like getting dressed up or I can throw on a baseball cap and hit a sporting event.I'm a big Packers fan and love football if they have a game you can bet you can catch me in my BIG CHEESE HEAD HAT at least part of the day. Thats about the only sport I watch. If your team is playing against mine thats even more fun, nothin like a little friendly bet;)
I LOOOVVEE Texas Hold'em!!!!! And i've been told it's pretty hard to read my "POKER FACE".
I listen to a wide variety of music from Jazz to rock, to rap. I like dancing and having a good time with friends.I would even be up for taking ballroom or salsa lessons with a partner.I socially drink, but the club scene is kinda old.BUT I wouldnt mind hittin the club or bar with someione special.
I like to fish (northern pike, muskie, walleye)I even have my own poles and tackle."Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it, there will be a fish." ;)
– Ovid
My idea of funny would be standing outside the shed aquarium, waiting in line with fishing poles.
I am in the process of doing some home improvements (this crap takes forever)and would say my house most of the time looks like its a dangerous construction zone (hey im being honest).
Im looking for someone thats witty,has a great since of humor, has an imagination,takes care of himself,is well groomed (if you have enough hair on your body that if you shaved you'd clog the BP oil spill, your prob. not for me. lol:) ,is social yet reserved,HONEST,someone thats not a player ,but.... AT LEAST NO THE GAME!and ALTHOUGH mature,..... has no problem letting their inner child out.******LAST but not LEAST ****PLEASE**** sorta have the same kind of personality as me. Someone that even if their having a bad day, has the capability of laughing... cause just when you think it can't get worse, you look in the mirror and realize that you've been walking around, talking to people all day with this afternoons lunch hanging off your beard.I was once told by a friend that the man for me is probably rite under my nose, and I figure thats good cause I have a keen scense of smell.... kinda like a mom that sniffs her babies butt to see if their full of sh!t or not;)
I also decided to make up "MY OWN" chemistry test >>>>>...POP QUIZ>>>>>...

Your at a party drinking, and there is a porta-pot, tipped over you...
A. try to use it anyway
B. wouldnt think of going in the germ infested thing even if
it wasnt tipped
C. are the one responsible for tipping it over
D. crying from the inside for someone to let you out

Which people would you rather read about in the newspaper?
A. Bonnie and Clyde
B. The Bingo BANDITS
C. Ninjas kiddnapping siamese cats from humane society
D. MYSELF- im sure that i did something this week worthy
of an article

How often do you change your watch battery?
A. Never I dont wear one
B. Watch? I wear a clock like Flavor Flav
C. I only wear my watch cause its impressive
D. Whose Flavor Flav

Just for fun I made this up to see how you answer. you can copy and paste it back to me please. I Cant Wait for your response;) No wrong answers, but some I like a little better than others ;)PLUS it lets me know you actually READ my profile.


You wake up because you hear a baby crying, go to your front door, and there is a newborn in a basket on your front stairs you.....

A. Immediately call every contact in your phone to find out who the mother is
B. Take the baby to the mall ASAP, i mean who would put their baby in nondesigner clothes
C. Call your mom cause she knows everything plus shes just upstairs.
D. Take the baby to chicago, dude this might be a total chic magnet
E. shut the door, go back to bed, this baby isnt mine!!!!

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
For a first date i would prefer to call it a meeting. Maybe coffee, a drink, lunch something casual and simple,nothing that is gonna be time commited for a long period or pricey. Just a chance to get to know each other and see if it would lead to a "DATE". I dont want it to last as long as a prostitutes first time in a confessional both. If we do make it to "date" status. After that ..... maybe goin out as a couple dressed up like a cop and orange jump suit hand cuffed together and hittin the town! also anything that involves gas x, but my passion is soft two ply toilet paper, and if your a proctologist thats a bonus..... cause I can be an A$$HOLE..... and if you didnt find my last statement funny you prolly wouldnt wanna go on a date with me:) LOL

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