Favorite food: Milk Steak
Dislikes: People’s Knees
If you know where that dating profile is from, you're probably somebody I wanna meet.
I grew up in Iowa and I think I have retained my midwestern sensibilities. Family and faith are, or rather, have been my priorities these last few years and now I'd like to find someone I'm comfortable with who shares my belief that political correctness is an insidious conspiracy propegated by an unscrupulous liberal progressive media and puts forth the theory that you can pick a turd up by the clean end. And that real vampires only sparkle when their taint gets tickled.
If you're still upset about the 2016 elections or hate The President, swipe left. God bless that man for undoing all of the horrible sh*tBohama did with eight years of you monkeys cheering him on while he was attempting to destroy America.
I am eclectic in my interests. I can be as easily entertained by a silly cartoon as I can by going to a concert or watching "Young Frankenstein" again.
I love my dog. She's a Belgian Malinois I got from an animal shelter in Denver a while back and she's a competitive jumper. I'd like to find a few more activities for us and maybe someone who might enjoy some of the same things.
I stay in decent shape and I'd prefer to meet someone who makes that effort too. If I see "Live, Laugh, Love" or "Queen looking for her King" anywhere in your profile or tagline I will not respond. Be more original.
I've perfected a few of Julia Child's recipes from Mastering The Art Of French Cooking as well as a few recipes from Bob's Burgers and fried tacos (friggin' awesome), so I'm handy in the kitchen would be my point.
I would dare say I'm a rennaisance man, if only I could play an instrument....does the plastic recorder from grade school count?
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
One of the best first dates I've recently had was actually really simple in its inception. We walked along the Strip and played tourist for a few hours, took a gondola ride and had a decent dinner.