Reasons to date me....
* House trained
* Can tie own shoelaces
* Has like, a totally sick six pack bro.
* Has never used amazeballs in a spoken Conversation.
* Super romantic, if kissing in the rain isn't an option I'll just throw a bucket of water on us.
* I know where your G spot is.
* Can actually cook, as opposed to microwaving and hoping for the best.
* great with kids and pets, no really.
* I'm a cartoonist so you can bet I'll want to recreate that scene in titanic, it's so sexy when jack drowns.
* I have a wierd sense of humour.
If you're not fully satisfied with your first date with me, the first drink comes free. ;)
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Invite you to my kinky **** dungeon but I'll settle for a drink first.
kik me @ Csellis19