JaItIsZeJaspah: You Vill Give Me Ze Treat, Or I Vill Eliminate You
Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type
Vestal, New York
30 year old Male, < 5' (< 152 cm), Non-religious
Mixed Race, Capricorn
JaItIsZeJaspah is looking for a relationship.
High school
Professional Mooch

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
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Do you drink? No Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Mixed Color Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Under 1 year
Pets Cat Second Language English

About Jasper
My name is Jasper. I am a plump Rat Terrier who enjoys treats and dragging his genitals across the carpet. Though you will detect a German accent almost immediately, I can promise that I am friendly, my friends and family would say overly so from time to time. I am a people person, though I am often chased off of the furniture (due to the genital dragging).

I've been taught many enjoyable tricks by my father, including the ability to play dead when someone pretends to shoot me (please don't do it for real! lol), sneezing on command, and gathering the family together so that they might break bread. I also enjoy pooping in the backyard and barking at far away animals. I also own two cats, Bandit and Ruffles.

Also, did I mention my love of treats?

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Perhaps we could get together and discuss one of my favorite topics over a nice bag of treats. These topics would include Physics, Human Psychology, and Never Putting My Johnson Away.

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