hmmmmm5: Been discovered! No more new dates. So don't ask.
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Sardis, Kentucky
40 year old Female, 5' 4" (163cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Scorpio
hmmmmm5 is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
Animal Lover
mental health

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Mixed Color Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 4 years
Pets Cat & Dog  

About Me
Currently I enjoy visiting/keeping in touch with friends, traveling, nature and pets, attending rock and country concerts, working, meeting new people, going to church, massages, pedicures, insightful conversations, road trips, country living, being outdoors, and trying new things.

Please do not ask me out if you are in a relationship or into flings or are going through a divorce. FYI: To be honest, I will Not date people who are in the military, police officers or bisexuals. ( I just don't like that type!)

Please do NOT contact me for a date:

If you could by age, be my father

If you are not white ( I am not racist, I am just not attracted)
If you have more tattoos than fingers( I appreciate art, just not a complete body tat)

If you have children with multiple women ( I know what responsible means and I know that if you are fertilizing the world that you aren't a picture of it.)

If you don't have a job ( I can barely afford myself and my pedicures)

If you expect me to drive hours to meet you just to "cuddle". I mean really???? If you can't pick me up or meet me near where I live, then you are just cheap and not wanting to find a real relationship.

Obviously I know what I do not want but it would be easier to know what I do want lol...I don't have a particular type. I just want a decent looking young man that is a countryfied professional :) Is that you???

My friend said I am not going to find anyone by posting these qualifications but I want to be completely honest in what I know I don't want. I don't think that is wrong...I am just being honest. David ......, if you are on here...please call me lol...:)

If you feel the need to send a pic of your penis, then there must be something wrong with your other head....I think it is very disrespectful but it is nice to know what you have to offer....j/K;;; I get too many of those type of pics. Please don't bother. That is just not trendy to me.

Friendship and just doing something fun occasionally with someone decent is what I am looking for.... Maybe and hopefully, something more later, but I am all about taking things slow and finding the right person. I won't settle for less than the best. If that never happens, it will be alright. We all go out alone in the end anyway. :)

If you can't appreciate Adam Lambert, Beyonce', Bullet for My Valentine or Keith Urban then you are a dud. LOL...I like so many I hope you like something other than rap...rap atatap...LOL...whatever....Nelly is OK by the way. and yes I am a huge Train fan as well.

Oddities: I am a registered Democrat but I usually vote Republican. I have a liberal heart, but attend a Baptist church faithfully. I have a variety of colorful friends of various ages, races and sexual orientation (we all do really lol.. whether we know it or not). I love animals and would love to open a zoo. I drive two hours, one way to work. I am hoping to find another job closer to home one day...and I hope to go back to school again maybe, to earn a two year Master's Degree....not sure yet though. Oh and did I mention, I love Adam Lambert, The Twilight Saga and wine. Well that is not too odd really lol. Oh but this is: I tore my ACL last August dancing/singing on stage with Train at Riverbend; That was amazing and I held my composure well during the Mermaid song. On a sad note, I think the oddest thing about me is the type of boys I have dated in the past. I give chances to the ones that don't deserve a first look. I guess we all do until we find "the one," which is certainly a degree we will hopefully obtain soon, as it is the most tiring experience of all. My favorite movies are Pride and Prejudice, A Time To Kill and Dirty Dancing. I guess my next three biggest goals in the near future are to have a garden this summer, build more fence around the farm and buy a four wheeler.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
.Well I would like to find a deserving and honest soul who would actually be able to commit to one. The sky is the limit.

I think I have seen enough of what a date with a POF is like=PLENTY OF FREAKS... I might as well date the drug addicted losers or liars in my town than what I have seen on here. I don't get it..........Like Keith Urban sings, Tonight I Wanna Cry and The Band Perry's song,Done...those are how I feel about that. Wow. I met "nice" guys, perverts and jerks but they all had one commonality: They are all cowardly liars. Thanks a lot POF!!! It has been fun but I am soooooo done. I could blog about the guys I met on here and write a book. What a ****ed up world we live in. I can't wait to get to my real home and it is not on this Earth with any of these lying losers.

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