Attn: upgraded memebers, I can’t message you, no matter how much you like me, if you’re interested you’ll have to message me first, be brave.
I live with conviction. I'm a very straightforward person. I don't play games and don't have time for them. I live life in the pursuit of happiness, which I actually find often. I consider myself lucky to have great friends and an amazing (although completely strange) family. If you get the reference, I'm my own Tyler Durden. I try to be the best person I can be and constantly challenge myself to overcome any fears and live without regrets.
I do not trust people who do not curse, but I'm trying to overcome that. I do not like hobbits, people who think they are hobbits, people who dress up like hobbits, people who think they are wizards, wizards, people who think they're vampires, and pirates, well ok, pirates are alright I guess. I am not mechanically inclined. I make fun of things I shouldn't. Contrary to what you may have been told, I do not punch crocodiles. Sometimes I tell people the plot of the Karate Kid as if it's my life story.
I'm really good at getting awesome, making mixed tapes, chopping wood, climbing things, making fun of things, random interjections of caustic hilarity during otherwise mundane moments, noticing how many times a gun can fire in a movie without the character having to reload, full contact basket weaving, competitive laundry folding, traveling, taking care of animals, target acquisition, wearing vans checkerboards, watching movies (no I really am I good, I don't talk or ask questions, or spoil moments), making movies, making toast, making other foods aside from toast, dinosaur watching, putting on shirts, quoting myself, eating cheesecake, pretending to be full when I'm eating food I don't like, wearing neckties, keeping my wits about me while all others are losing theirs, writing, working out, making out, and of course, not making out, as it would happen.
I'm looking for someone who can challenge me, not someone who's challenging, or even challenged for that matter.
I'm looking for someone who's creative and expressive, and find a way to turn even the most mundane things into an adventure.
I'm a communicator and I look for the same. If you feel you have nothing to say, or don't enjoy talking, look elsewhere. If you're the type of person who doesn't respond when someone writes them, or responds but doesn't offer any exchange to keep the conversation going, you're in the wrong place, at least learn how to say, thank you for taking the time to contact me, I am however not interesting.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Tell me a bout a song that changed you life, or a movie, or a book, something that made you the way you are!
Or we could talk about Saved By the Bell, if I'm being sorta honest most of the lessons I learned in life could have been ripped straight from that show, like the time Jessie got into the pills, because she was so excited and she was so....scared, Zac. Or the time Kelly couldn't afford to go to the dance so I threw her a picnic, outside the dance, Sure, some might question why I didn't pawn my over-sized phone and just get her a dress, and then crash that dance, in the tradition of every John Hughes high school picture - what can I say, it just wasn't my style. And who can forget the time Slater got locked up for knocking over convenience stores, and then burned down a house? That crazy guy...Or were those episodes of CSI?