ONE MAJOR THING!! ok I have a very restricting available schedule...I'm a full-time mom and auntie so I am NEVER available when the kids are home... So I'm only free from 8 Up till 3pm. So if ur schedule conflicts do not hit me up.. BUT... LOL here's the kicker... Once I start school (shooting for an associates degree in business, may settle for the wide range options that an AA in liberal arts offers) my schedule gets stricter. So if you think I might be worth the hassle... Shoot me a message...
Welp...I had a good Bio before..but I lost it.... Ok who am I?? First off I'm a Mom. 4 girls (20, 16, 14, 10). After 4 I'm definitely done... So done, that I shut down the factory ( if u don't understand how to interpret that please hit the back out arrow and find someone else)...BUT!! If you have kids awesome!! My kids come first, so will yours... I've always been an at home mom, cook, own mechanic, animal enthusiast (I like the creepy crawlies to large live stock), I use to ride horses a lot ( still have my own tack) brb brain fart!
Ok so this part is a lil alcohol induced... But the truth pours out when u top off an already full glass... Ok... So if you made it this far and are STILL reading this... Congrats... Id like to add a few more things ....... This site seems to dig me... My inbox is full... If you send me a message and I don't reply I'm sorry... I'm overwhelmed... Be original!! Spark my interest over the rest...don't ask for body shots, I'm 5'3 and over weight.( But that is slowly changing due to the fact that my nephew is coaching me through the P90 exercises... I'm currently on sculpt B yay).. A lot of men call me thick... After 4 kids I call it fat... Plain and simple....I don't play the meet me game... But I do scan through the locals.... I don't see what the fuss is all about... But I'm sure half the guys that message me arnt on the same page as me... Are you?.... What's the title of YOUR book, what chapter are you on, and so on and so forth... If u don't understand what I mean by this PLEASE DONT PURSUE ME!! NO BOOTY CALLS PLEASE!!! I'll rub one out if I get needy.... thank you..... I know how to be a lady....but I'd rather be under the hood watching you work on what's broke getting greasy and asking for ur help to make sure I'm all clean afterwards..... lol hint hint. I'm handy with auto repairs and sterio installation..... I'm always wanting to learn more... I don't know a lot about mechanics... But I get by ..... I'm fun, funny, loud with a few drinks..but that's most ppl lol... in my other hand I hold top notch intelligence and a quit wit.... well at least I like to believe and trust that I do...I've been told I'm rough n tough ( grew up w thugs, coffee mugs, and gang bangers... I know what hard life is like... I ran out of creamer once!!! Even the cartel ran!! True story)... Sometimes the situation calls for a tuff girl... Don't trip I got this... I watch cartoons AND take notes!!! I've been told I have a good heart and an old soul. ( Ok I told you this was alcohol induced.... Wow I had to make a lot of corrections!! Sober corrections I might add) I'm complicated, yet easy to get to know... I don't ask for much... Spoil me rotten and I'll treat you like a king... I'm passionate but not horny by nature... If you can comprehend the difference between diesels needing to warm up vs a regular engine then please message me .. did I mention I'm fluffy?? Or thick... Take ur pick... Ok... I should pause for this to all sink in. Did u actually read the whole thing???
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I love to cook!! My family says I need to marry a chef and start a restaurant..... anytime I go out to eat I get disappointed ...... I have no training.... so why can I cook better than the person that prepared my meal?!!! I enjoy flirting just for fun and never even meeting..... some ppl just like to chat.... I do to... if I ask u out then I wuna meet... if I don't then I probably don't... stop asking for my number ppl!! U gotta earn it! Let me offer it to u.... geez!! I'm not into just hooking up. If I was here for sex you'd know it... Get to know me, don't judge me by my cover... I may be a plain Jane but I'm fun to be with... Quick whitted, funny, lovable... Ok... Blah blah blah... I'm not here to play the field... My kids come first.. if you have kids, I hope u don't mind me putting them first to... I'm a mom.. I can't help it.