MortGuy83: Tired of the chase, if you like me, message me
Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type
West richland, Washington
34 year old Male, 5' 9" (175cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Taurus
MortGuy83 is looking for a relationship.
Associates Degree
Hopeless Romantic
Funeral Director/Student

I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
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Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Blond(e) Eye Color Hazel
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year
Pets Cat  

About John
If you're looking for a guy who can stick a Masterlock through the end of his****and still look and act professional in a suit (meaning no tattoos or piercings on the hands, neck or face) then I'm your man.

One thing you should also know. I went to school to be a Funeral Director and I’m currently working in that capacity while I’m going to school to get my Bachelors in Business Management. If the Funeral Director thing freaks you out then move on. I don't know why it's such a big deal for some people but it is. One thing I do understand might be a big deal: I love to shock people. So I love to make jokes about my job.

I’ll be honest; I’m not really looking for sex. If it happens, great, but I’m looking for someone who can stimulate me intellectually and make me laugh. I can make most people laugh but it's rare for me to find someone who can really make me laugh.

If you don't read on a regular basis or if you're easily offended then we probably won’t mesh. Because I went to high school around here, I’m not really too fond of going to bars or clubs. If I’m out with someone I want to be able to talk to them and that’s hard to do in a bar.

I prefer to hang out with a small group of friends in a mellow environment or going for a walk, no matter the weather.

And I always see girls on here saying "I want a nice guy for a change." If you want a nice guy there's some things you have to overlook and get beyond if you really want a nice guy. Just look at me. I’m chubby and a little strange, but all and all, I’m a nice guy.

If you think we're a good match, don't wait for me to make the first move. It's the 21st century. Contact me.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Hike badger mountain and have a picnic lunch.

And I CANNOT stress this enough. If you are physically unable or unwilling to hike then we will not last. Woman tend to look at me, see that I'm a big guy and hope that I'll never ask them to hike with me. This is not the case. If you never hike or can somehow injure yourself walking on flat ground, move on, please.

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