Before sending a woman a message, ask yourself;
Would I feel comfortable if a large inmate whispered this in my ear in prison?
If the answer is "no", don't hit send.
Hi, I'm Holly. I like being happy, laughing, joking, having fun, being lightheartedly mean and sarcastic, and would like to find a gentleman who can add to my happiness, long term. I don't have a physical "type", really, but I do have a character type. I like guys who make me laugh, are honest, caring, and have high personal integrity.
I'm mom of 2 boys, 17 and 7. They're a pain in my butt and ruin my home on a regular basis, but I like 'em.
I drive with Uber and Lyft. Apparently I'm super good at it, according to my ratings and reviews.
I'm also a personal chef. I have two clients right now, and am not looking for more. Sorry. Lol
I like reading, video gaming, and internetting in what spare time I allot myself. I do of course have a variety of other interests, but those are the mains.
I love food too, and have the large ass to prove it lol so if ya don't dig chubby chicks, I'm not your gal. However if you friggin love eating, I got you, fam.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Animals, games, and food are three things I can always talk animatedly about, but I can hold my own on most topics.