Before sending a woman a message, ask yourself;
Would I feel comfortable if a large inmate whispered this in my ear in prison?
If the answer is "no", don't hit send.
Hi, I'm Holly. I like being happy, laughing, joking, having fun, being lightheartedly mean and sarcastic, and would like to find a gentleman who can add to my happiness, long term. I don't have a physical "type", really, but I do have a character type. I like guys who make me laugh, are honest, caring, and have high personal integrity.
I'm mom of 2 boys, 17 and 7. They're a pain in my butt and ruin my home on a regular basis, but I like 'em.
I drive fulltime with Uber and Lyft. It's like the best gig, and apparently I'm super good at it, according to my ratings and reviews. Woot. I'll show ya screenshots if you want. It's kinda like a character reference haha
I'm also a personal chef. I have two clients right now, and am hoping to add a couple more. Maybe make it a fulltime gig.
I like reading, video gaming, and internetting in what spare time I allot myself. I do of course have a variety of other interests, but those are the mains.
I love food too, and have the large ass to prove it lol so if ya don't dig chubby chicks, I'm not your gal. However if you friggin love eating, I got you, fam.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Animals, games, and food are three things I can always talk animatedly about, but I can hold my own on most topics.