Me: 5ft8, I loathe small talk on dating apps, I love the gym, the sport of jumprope (it's a real sport) blackjack, tattoos (on men), I like stout beer, red meat, and non-liberals.
You: Tall, decision maker, fit, not child-obsessed, not married, not perpetually busy, balanced, good heart, and no bizarre dietary restrictions.
I like to meet in person, not get to know people via text.
Please, no dumb jokes, and always call me Jennifer.
Please don’t list all the ways you meet my preferences. It comes across as desperate sounding.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Your vegan lifestyle, your WOD, your children’s day to day activities.... These are all examples of things that I couldn’t care less about.