I moved to Tallahassee around three years ago for work. I was recruited by an infrastructure company to come head a rather unique a civil project for Leon County and the City of Tallahassee.
Bonus if you like horses! Looking to make friends, have drinks, date and most important, have fun while doing it! Tell me your corniest joke because I bet I can top it. I have two dogs and I love being outside with them. I can cook and clean and I'm well house broke. Need constant attention or distraction! I'm free to a good home.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Drinks, are you pro or con? I apologize to you if I don’t seem real eager to jump into a forced awkward intimate situation that people like to call dating. I don’t like the feeling. You’re sitting there, you’re wondering do I have food on my face, am I eating, am I talking too much, are they talking enough, am I interested but I’m not really interested, or should I play like I’m interested, but I’m not that interested, but I think she might be interested but do I want to be interested, but now she’s not interested? So all of the sudden I’m getting, I’m starting to get interested and when am I supposed to kiss her? Do I have to wait for the door cause then it’s awkward, it’s like, well goodnight. You do like that ass-out hug where you like, you hug each other like this and your ass sticks out cause you’re trying not to get too close. Do you just go right in and kiss them on the lips or don’t kiss them at all? It’s very difficult trying to read the situation. And all the while you’re just really wondering, are we gonna get hopped up enough to make some bad decisions? Perhaps play a little game called “just the tip”. Just for a second, just to see how it feels. Or, ouch, ouch you’re on my hair.