These sites are pretty much an epic failure thus far. I don't have the time or the patience to meet new people outside of work most of the time, so I have resulted to this site. Unfortunately, most of you are bots or men. WHAT A BUST!! Oh well, sh*t happens. Back to the bar I go!!
Coast Guardsman of 15 years. Yeah, that means I'm in the military, which means I leave often to go save lives and what not. It's not for everybody, so if you DO decide to message me, be aware that my career is constantly attempting to keep me from having a normal social life.
The majority of women on here say the exact same thing on their profiles....I love life!! Yeah? Who the hell doesn't!?! I'm down to earth...nice, my head is in the clouds, so aim a little bit higher. I'm looking for my partner in crime....great place to solicit for accomplices to crimes you won't ever commit. I want to meet my best friend...so do you normally have romantic relations with your best friends? I'm brutally honest...yet the majority of you can't deal with brutal honesty yourselves, hypocrites. Just saying that you're honest is bad enough; would a dishonest person tell you that they're dishonest? Also, can we chill the **** out with the snap chat filters with the glasses and mouse nose and bullshit? Seriously? When and why did that become a thing?
That being said, if you're still with me after my rant, I'm just a normal guy who likes normal stuff looking for someone to accept me for who I am, good and bad.
Pretty simple, yeah?
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Pray you get something more than coffee. If you do get coffee, I'm buying...but only to collect stars through my starbucks app so I can redeem the reward later.
Coffee is important to me. Very important.
If you make it through coffee without making me want to push you out of a moving vehicle, then maybe I'll buy you dinner somewhere nice and romantic.
All angry rants and jokes aside, I'm a rough on the outside, soft on the inside kind of guy. I open doors, I pay for dinner, I bring flowers, I cook amazing dinners and stumble awkwardly through the romantic parts....I believe chivalry isn't dead, it's just wasted on most people, and if you're really worth it, I'll drop an abundance of it.