ill try and keep it simple but I am a woman so i tend to ramble! plus i dont went to give too much away, id rather you find out I'm crazy weird funny goofy and a bit off, but totally fun and lovable in person.. so you cant block me or hide haha jk! anyways I'm fun outgoing I'm going to be 30 soon, looking to make many many changes on my life due to the fact I've had a little too much fun the past few years, I'm ready to find my best friend, my lover, or just a friend, done with the little girl life, ready for a womans life, i need and want someone who is funny and spontaneous and someone who can buy dinner, surprise me, I'm so tired of paying for everything! i have a car, you should too, i dont mind chevy's i guess but the chevro-leg is not quite my style. anyways i figure no one reads this stuff anyways since i know this is totally a hookup site but I still stay positive and hope that maybe in this pond of freaks, i can find the freak who fits well with me :)
First off i drive no kids no drama so i expect the same thing. Dont have time for broke fathers i also am not into black guys or people outside of my race. ... sorry. ... so i've met some people off here, pretty much every single meeting was horrible , some because of me and most because of the turd that came and dropped a 2 on my party.... so please if you're a walking corny turd please don't bother me, ill just block you, and than tell all my gfs who are on here to do the same... i block everyone i dont want to talk to.. only because you make desperate attempts to talk to me everyday and its ANNOYING! knock it off.. its not like i didn't get your message... please no "uncle touchey's" .. dont want that kind of creeper type.. you know who you are..also im pretty much done with trying to meet someone, so it will take alot before you're able to meet me.. im just bored, not going to waste my time anymore...
little about me, I'm outspoken, funny, crazy, weird, bratty, mouthy, sweet, compassionate, animal lover, and i can drink, and i like to drink.... if i find the right guy im willing to stop, i am by far my own biggest fan.. i love myself in every possible way.....I'm always smiling,i try my hardest to love life!...so now here come the random things....love bums..dont know why.. i like to steal things from restaraunts and i love mexican food and sushi... I like perverted humor, bar jokes, or just bullshitting about stupid scenarios ..i have a weird obsession with fanny packs.. i effin love them and am doing everything in my power to bring em back... so you have an issue with fanny packs beat i..im terrified of spiders but snakes dont bug me... I love country music and love guys that like it too... I got a lot of guy traits.. Can't help it.. Love comedies and action movies and disney movies! im obsessed with the first 48.. I despise mustard so bad i cant even look at it ... bud light is better than coors light..sorry. giants rule and the dodgers suck...i love dirtbikes and guys who ride dirtbikes are def a plus..love camping.. bmx is fun as well.... I love going to the mountains and wish I lived in the sticks..i love chickens.. i got drunk and stole a rooster once.. i woke up to a rooster crowing in my bed...took me a min to realize what was going on.. ..I love doing stuff that might get me in trouble.. also here is my old about me...
ok so im sick of the headliners saying "nice guys finish last", no! ugly guys finish last, and guys who have corny, whiney headliners, who act like sissies, whine and cry, so grow some balls and maybe you'll finish 2nd or 3rd...please dont ask me if i like pink than send me a picture of your weiner (true story)..!! if your profile picture is a car, ill assume your a transformer and will not respond... i like guys that are manly men.. i love dirty boys!! guy who wear black socks are just insanely sexy to me,(i know weird) and a man on a dirtbike has my heart! Not into the metro "live downtown" type guy but honestly i can't lie.. i love men!!! if your the dinner and a movie type than im not your type.. how do you get to know someone when you cant talk.. thats where i go when the date is going bad... If your a one pic wonder than beat it.. we all have that one picture we look good in..if your hat hott than kick rocks..one second they're colin ferrel.. the next george castanza..all bad.. if you are doing the half naked bathroom picture than hell yes! rock those sexy abs.. if you look good in the mirror than i say take that picture baby!!!! i love looking at half naked men :)...please just admit your a ginger.. dont lie and say blonde, we can tell the difference.. guys who get there eyebrows done... or wear chick fag pants with scarfs.. disgusting.. please no justin beiber hair styles...no hippie tree huggers...mandals are not ok, nor are affliction or tapout shirts...or in that case roseville douche bags.. you know who you are..Please Please no sissy boys.. i love manly men... i dont like alligator arms, aka arms too short to reach your pockets.....guys who drive el caminos..pick one.. car or truck.. cant stand nebraska fans... if you have BDT's (baby dinosaur teeth), horse teeth, or you can pick corn out of a tennis racket beat it... im not havin it... you need to go to the dentist... not a date..... beety eyes are a hell no.. if you have one eyebrow than you belong on sesame street... not a dating site.. also if you have giant holes in your ears than please do not even try, go back to your little huts in the jungle, where your language involves a series of clicks and pops,... super gross
and if you got through this whole thing.. your the man!!!!
im also mainly kidding in all of this.. i love men in general, but this site is a joke so im going to make some funnies :)
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
We would have fun! Probably go up to the mountains.. Hike around.. Play some hide n seek.. or maybe go roller skating down a steep hill... see who falls first? or maybe go to the jump house push little kids around and have a blastie.. im open for anything..... drive ins? gotta love the drive ins.. a random scavenger hunt? we can make the rules...