Looking to make you my hobby. Didn't expect to be single again at this age, but this is what life handed me. I am looking to appreciate a good woman. The description guide says to tell what makes me unique. Well, I am unique, just like everyone else. I've never been to the Galapagos, Australia, or jetted to the south of France for a weekend, but I'm the guy that comes home every night. I try to find humor in every situation, so all you women that say you need a man that can make you laugh, here I am. I am also an excellent kisser. If you're not happy, you get your money back. (If I have to tell you I'm kidding, I'm not for you) I'm a Pulitzer Prize winning machine gunnist, and an internationally known skee-ball champion. Sometimes the police come and pick me up to talk to me, not because I've done anything wrong, but simply because I'm interesting. I'm an ordinary citizen, but I still get fan mail. In my spare time, I redesign railroad stations to improve heat retention, and on Tuesday evenings, I repair small appliances for the needy. With all of this, I still haven't met you.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Walk on the BOARDWALK, not on the beach, with all of those other single people. They should have an indoor boardwalk for people that want to have a first date in the winter.