Yes, I'm fatter than I look in pictures. If you have a problem with that leave me alone.
I moved back to the area a couple years ago after spending 4 years in California. I own a small 3D design business and hope to open a storefront in the area. I spend a lot of time working.
420 friendly a must.
I am not interested in hook ups, couples, or anyone with kids, no exceptions.
Do not call me hunny, sweetie, sexy, cutie, beautiful, or any other stupid little pet name you come up with. I have a name, those are not it. I will not respond to any of those "names."
I will not respond to 1 or 2 word messages. Seriously, if you can't manage to put together an actual sentence for your first message, I'm not interested. Adding there after hi does not count.
Now if you made it this far, I'm really not a huge ***hole, I just know what I don't want. I'm a self employed artist so please don't ask what I do for fun, my job is fun. Feel free to ask anything else, I may or may not answer depending on the appropriateness of your question.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I will say this again since many of you aren't getting it. I will not answer 1 or 2 word messages.
I'm up for almost anything.