IF you wanna know WHO WHAT WHEN WHY WHERE HOW and WTF...You could ask me on the way to the Airport (for example)?
Or if you would rather reverse the exponential trend (per most of your relatives being terrorized to death) NOW, then google ED JITNEY (or PITTBIRD) and I'll show you HOW!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I can track up to every single card in a deck, and have developed many UNIQUE card-counting systems (over the last 36 years), some of which may be of interest to you (all for free, as in conversation)...