I cannot read (Meet Me)! You want an honest gentleman, I want a sincere lady. Well don't start out with a lie, Real Age Ladies Please! Please look like your photo when we meet, Or else I have to keep drinking till you do, And that's not fair. People really don't even take the time to read this stuff. I am a planet Earth native and new to the desert community. I'm a fun playful romantic gentlemen foodie, that loves to cook. Live music is always a treat in large or small venues. A sense of humor is a MUST! Along with fun stuff such as dancing, lite golf, movies, comedies, documentaries, hanging out in general, or the beach and anything to do with water! For our first date I would like to keep it lite. It shouldn't be about a $100 lobster salad lunch or sex, but more on the lines of friendly conversation in an effort to know each other better. Maybe we can just share a glass of cloudy tap water or stale airline crackers and crumbs. Then if there is that magic chemistry between us we can bump it up a bit. Perhaps the next date we can share a hot dog, a couple of days old of course, or a tuna fish sandwich or even government cheese on a napkin! Then after 67 plus dates finally we can exchange phone numbers, well maybe not 67 but 53. And if our schedules work out we can even share an ice cream pop and a fizzie drink. We then can be intimate along with fine dining and dancing. After all we don't want to waste each others time if there is no interest,Right Ladies? By the way, a simple polite thank you after our first date would be greatly appreciated since you are not paying anyway for the cloudy tap water and crumbs on whether you are interested in a second date or not!! Ever since my Crystal Ball has been in the shop for repairs, I'm not very good at guessing!! Oh by the way please be 420 Friendly! Thanks and good luck to you all.
PS: If you are an ex or present Alcoholic, Or if you like the Red Headed Orangutan in the WH, Or you are a Vegan Forgetaboutit! If you don't have a sense of humor, Or know how to have fun you should be sent to the corn field!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Cooking,Cooking,Music,Music,Movies,Movies,FUN,FUN! Why Am I in the witness protection program?Hmmmmmm
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