Age: 60
Long Term
UrSmileDuzIt: "Let us play" 2016
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Portland, Oregon
61 year old Male, 5' 9" (175cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Gemini
UrSmileDuzIt is looking for a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
floral consultant

Comfortably normal, just enough interesting

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Blond(e) Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? All my kids are over 18
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Me
comfortably normal, just enough interesting...

Note: this guy who can write such a crazy tale here has a serious side, too. Plus humorous TMI story (with intriguing Johnny YT clip and photo captions) for every fish's fun, even if you don't nibble. If we catch each other, so much the better!

My page is too long, but if you find it's funny, worth your time. Can you come out and play (at least, a little)?
Time for a brief break from our too ordinary!

A spontaneous test drive--almost always a thrill, whether you're serious about the purchase or not. What's worth discovering behind the wheel of this classy Mustang? Press your dainty toes on its genial pedal to make this energetic humorous short story more than a story. Yes, my invitations are sincere.

Smiles are the perfect refresher! I'm looking for a girl who is her own person but lets me bring out her smiles, because that's what makes me smile, too.

Often the very best finds come from impulsively opening the door to that old shop because an item in the show window makes you curious. Uncover ridiculous unanticipated prizes at humble garage sales. If you prefer attentive creativity and playful wit invitations intentionally interwoven cautiously between the lines--to tired cookie cutter bios, if you've got some girlie girl, if you've ever escaped into a romance novel, if once in a while you venture to color just a little outside the lines but try to do life mostly right--don't just pass Go & collect $200-- read on...

And flitter a few seconds after to REPLY, to at least begin an entertaining conversation. Wordplay and a date or two can be surprisingly pleasurable even if we don't turn out to be long-term. Oh, c'mon, it takes zero to send a single sentence token...however your merciless teasing and tickling may cause predictable outcomes!

[If, for some odd reason, you don't want to keep me for yourself, do you have a girl friend who'd get a laugh? Send her a link to this profile.]

Comfortably normal, just enough interesting. How about you? How long has it been since you--indulged in a dreamy tongue twister...let yourself scream...or surrendered to a little crazy? (Me, too. What are we waiting for?) A brief diversion to do something totally off our radar often becomes a treasure that we recall time and again.

Me: A dependable, upstanding guy who's a lot more than the Good Humor Man and too many silly euphemisms. Prefer doing something with you to watching sports (yet like certain huge games). SWM, fun, funny, confident, considerate, optimistic, competent, youthful vigor, conversational, creative, responsible, supportive, sensitive listener, respectful of your wishes, and lots of other likeable attributes to choose from. I look forward to making you laugh and the path of discovering all the things that make it delightful to be with and think about you. I believe that building comfort and trust is the leaven that releases us to explore and experience, that ongoing anticipation and taking the time to be fully lost in each other is a timeless investment.

We'll have a great time simply because we're both ready for exactly that. Whether we turn out to be a one-time page (even just for fun can be great), charming chapter (some of my favorite reflections), or exhilarating book (and my steadfast companion), we're into making our story delicious. Let's be open to the spirit of magic, see what happens.

Only your opinion counts here, but women of all ages, vocations and lifestyles seem to enjoy getting to know me and find me genuine, affable, attractive and pleasing--to their friends, too. Take a chance. Reply now; finding out whether we click might be almost as fun as clicking.

Let's meet at a relaxing place over a beverage. We love flirting, clever hidden surprises, and thoughtful romance, too. We get that sharing a mere cup of coffee becomes magnetic when we choose to let ourselves sensitively savor the experience full bloom. And when our lips surrender to trade chocolate drips and then kindle our new connection, we won't care if it's cold and damp outside.

As we toy and get to know each other, we'll kiss and cuddle on the couch with a delightful video. There is nothing better than treating a lady like a lady. Nuzzle me with your soft nose, and with your affirmation I'll progressively inspire your twin cinnamon candies and entice your little peppermint sugar cane with a dedicated dreamy tongue twister. Giving, to a joyous receiver, is what makes it exciting for me.

"I’m really good at": many things, actually, including googling, floral consulting, gazing longingly into your whispering eye, lip service, whistling in the dark...but seriously, "comfortably normal, just enough interesting".

Eating out is a beautiful way to get to explore what makes us giggle and grin. Life is short and we deserve to do it more often. Sometimes giving ourselves a momentary unconventional revitalizing serendipity is just the abracadabra we need to open doors to an amazing relationship. If not, just getting to know you sounds yummy.

"First thing people usually notice about me": my optimistic enthusiasm.

"I spend a lot of time thinking about": why, if we could figure out how to land on the moon and Mars, why we can't even try to fix our own earth to be a fairer, nicer world.

"Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food": cookbooks and recipes, playful romantic comedies, slow dancing, a screamin' tasty juicy no-cal bikini burger, and the word "twizzle". Do watch the Madeline Kahn youtube video (see caption in my pictures above): [://] Can't believe how 1919 Irving Berlin is so captivating ;) Do you have an easy chair?

"Six things I could never do without": creative writing, witty humor, meaningful conversation, the golden rule, our freedoms of choice, people I care about.

Just a thought: if by chance you happen to have an unexpected open time slot, message me (whimsical short notice can be a kick!): perhaps I want to put off doing laundry (see picture captions), too. We can do something way better together, I'm sure. (Maybe not a bikini burger, but we can talk about it if you like.) Seriously! We'll have a terrific time.

So what are you waiting for? Send me an email to make me smile. It's easy and costs nothing. Careful with the merciless teasing, though. Much better sooner than later. A quick, innocent thrill, like back in high school. What a rush!

But I'd love the opportunity to see you giggle and grin! Let's chat and play here on pof. Because just for fun makes you feel young. Recharged, for our ordinary lives.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Something easy and light, where we can hear each other's stories and be ourselves "20 questions", just discovering what makes us both interesting ...maybe a glass of wine or something. Impulsive dates can be priceless, even if our excuse is folding your toasty Downy-fluffed socks. Hopefully we'll progress to our second date!

Gifts Received