Okay. So yes, my hair has turned gray. I'm not sure what happened. I just woke up one day and there is was! I'm trying not to worry about it too much and simply go with it. I'm just going to say that it makes me look more "mature". ;)
Meeting people in this town is hard. Now that I'm in my 30's, I feel like it is getting even harder to meet someone who shares my interests AND thinks I'm cute. So, in an effort to streamline this process, here is what I can do for you... I promise to be as cute as I can be and as clever as possible. I promise to make you dinner sometime. I promise to go dancing and live it up if you want, but I promise to watch bad TV on the couch with a bowl of popcorn if you want to live it down. I promise to not get too jealous. I promise to laugh at your bad jokes if you will laugh at mine. I promise to wear a tie during appropriate occasions. I promise to open jars and kill bugs if you need help with that. All in all, I promise to be a stand up guy. I hope to hear from you as I'm beginning to think there is nobody out there.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
First, a beer at Angle City Beer Gardens. You can try and beat me at connect four. It won't be easy. I'm the reigning champion... Then we can take a short walk over to the MOCA and get a bit of culture before moving on to sushi in Little Tokyo, or Wurstkuche if you are more into exotic bacon and duck hotdogs and truffle oil french fries. It is a fun first date. I'm not sure why it isn't working... ;)