Hello, my name is Benjamin and I am applying for the job of...dammit, wrong website.
Why does it feel like I'm filling out a resume every time I decide to give this a try?
Why does it feel like I have to exaggerate my strengths and hide my weaknesses so that you, yes you, decide to pick myself over the next candidate?
how can someone get to know you through simple text and pixels when there are so many more complexities and dynamics associated with human interaction?
I could, realistically, put anything here and you would have no choice but to accept it as truth...or call me out on my bullsh*t.
So let's have a little fun shall we?
- I am a 200 year old vegan vampire vicariously vying for a victorious verdict.
- I put gravy on everything
- I can walk on water.
- I am part pig.
- 2 of these facts are true. make a guess for bonus points!
With that out of the way I suppose I should follow the river and join the rest of the fish shouldn't I?
I am 27 years young, and currently employed full-time .
I live alone and I own a motor vehicle as well.
I believe I would be the perfect fit for your company and prove to be an asset should I be selected for the position of....dammit I did it again.
I guess I will end things here, as I seem to be running out of ideas to keep your attention anyways.
I look forward to hearing from you, should you wish to drop me a line.
Keep on shining and live life to it's fullest!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Quick, don't think about cats!