Have kids: Yes, one ungrateful dogson.
Ethnicity: White, but not supreme about it.
Body type: Rosie O'Donnell-esque.
Religion: For the Hockey God's so loved the City of Champions that they gave their only begotten son, and they called him McJesus.
Smoke: Do you mean salmon? If so, yes.
Drink: As long as homemade rhubarb syrup is involved.
About me and who I’m looking for: I live for hot glue guns and sparkling ice cold brew coffee. I love to laugh, though I don’t much care for Russell Peters or Joe Rogan. I need a woman with a steady hand (to assist with gift-wrapping), a taste for adventure (in case of future flirtations with pole dancing class), and an open mind.
Note: Stockbrokers need apply.