I’m going to begin with the reasons we should not be dating. Clearly a poor opening strategy, but here goes. If you like: riding motor cycles with men with furry backs; chanting USA, USA during a Trump rallies; hanging with men so quiet that they may or may not be in a coma (it’s hard to be sure); men who can cite sports statistics about all sports (including both professional and amateur curling) but have to call you “babe” because they are not absolutely certain about your actual name: please move on to another lucky candidate.
For those who remain, you are undoubtable wondering who is this guy and what has he got against back fur? Well, I’m a combination of opposites: playful but serious; athletic but nerdy; I love big social gatherings but I cherish spending time with friend (or lover); I’m ambitious and driven but I’m happy to kick back and relax. I am however unified in being consistently warm and loving.
What am I looking for? Hopefully exactly what you are looking for, a funny, caring, social and engaging person. I treasure good communication and a balanced relationship of equals. I have one significant weakness, my coffee addiction, which of course means that I can convinced to do anything for a good cup of joe (so please if you chose to take advantage of me, be gentle).