Teeebs: Witty One-Liners Reserved For First Date...
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Surrey (guildford), British Columbia
46 year old Male, 5' 9" (175cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Pisces
Teeebs wants to date but nothing serious.
Some college
I Pretend To Work, And They Pretend To Pay Me

April 2013

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Separated Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Mixed Color Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Not Ambitious
Pets Other Second Language German

About Me
Hope you've had a triple espresso, or possibly an intravenous caffeine drip before reading this profile.

You have been warned....LOL.

Well, here I go again, re-write time. Maybe it's time to ditch the overly jokey profile and just stick to the facts. Not getting graded on style here I suppose... :)

So here it goes...

Average, easy-going, mostly normal, often sane, usually humorous guy looking for somewhat of the same in a woman.

A bit of a homebody, guilty as charged. But as much as I enjoy a night at home with a good movie, I also enjoy a good walk or hike, and in the summer can often be found enjoying the great outdoors on my mountain bike. Know any good hiking or biking trails?

I've also been making an effort to live a more healthy lifestyle for some time now. Eating healthy, trying to stay active, and yikes, I even went back to the gym. Don't quite know how that happened....lol. So finding someone with the same mind set would be great.

Not looking to rush into anything at this point. I think I'm relatively happy with my solitary life. But it would be nice to find that one special partner in crime, to share some adventures with.

OK, enough awkward rambling about myself. Anything else you want to know just ask. Now, tell me about yourself... :)


"Anyone who says 'Easy as taking candy from a baby' has never tried it." -unknown

"There's no good idea that's so good you can't ruin it with a few well-placed idiots." - Scott Adams

"Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes, that way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes." - Jack Handey

"Progress is not made by early risers, it is made by lazy people looking for an easier way of doing something." - Robert Heinlein

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car." -unknown

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Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
The coffee interview? Or is there another type of first date that I don't know of??

And if there is a second date, it can be a hike up Grouse Grind. Last one to the top buys the liquid refreshments....

Or, considering this is now monsoon season in BC, we should opt for something a little less outdoorsy, and less competitive. Movie?