I tell lots of bad jokes. I've been called corny and goofy. I'm cool with that. I'm a fan of collecting new passport stamps, whiskey, 8Ball & MJG, and Razorback basketball (what can I say, I'm from Arkansas). I spend my free time going to concerts, basketball games, painting, drawing, running slowly (I guess I should just call it jogging), incurring library fines, and hustling frequent flier miles. Oh, and cooking. My sweet potato pie is better than your mom's, but you probably shouldn't tell her that.
Please be interested in having phone conversations instead of texting. I'd much rather hear your voice and set a time to meet in person than send endless text messages.