Age: 57
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Age: 56
CrashMc: Good-hearted guy 4A Good-Hearted girl
Smokes Often with Thin body type
Aiea, Hawaii
68 year old Male, 5' 8" (173cm), Other
Caucasian, Pisces
CrashMc is actively seeking a relationship.
Bachelors Degree
Hopeless Romantic


I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Grey Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? All my kids are over 18
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Me
Okay, We ARE all pigs! Venus is Venus, Mars is Mars and OMG!!! I ADORE the differences. I promise to let you be you, because, no matter what, I'm going to be ME.

I like DOING most anything with a friend and most things will hold my interest at least for a little while. I may pretend to like almost anything long enough to get you on my massage table. That was a joke. Okay... well ALL humor has an element of truth in it. I am not a subscriber so if you find anything of interest here, send me a message. Thanks.

I'm a poor match if you get all tuckered out after a stressful game of bingo.
I love to read, write, dive, sail, ride, bowl, travel, build or fix things, and go places at a moment's notice. I love to laugh and tease.
I believe in love at first sight, marriage, the death penalty for wife beaters, child molesters, murderers, rapists, and those who don't shower.
I take pleasure in doing things that aren't good for me.
I don't do coke, crack, meth, or lick a FROG'S A55 to get high.
Aptly named, "The View" is how entertainment screwballs view po foke.
I believe the "right of the people" refers to ALL people, and NOT just celebrities.
I believe reasonable people can find a compromise between egg/sperm and snipping a baby's spinal cord.
Hearing racial slurs will send chills down my spine.
When faced with the decision of whether to go sky-diving or put a buck in a savings account, Heads up!
I can be gullible once per customer. (Or... twice if you have a nice A55!)
I love to tease the server, the sacker and the Navajo tracker.
Most people my age think WAY too old.

I'm searching for the last great love of my life. I'm sure she's out there looking for me, too. But I don't expect to recognize her from a profile, so I look forward to meeting her over coffee or a glass of wine.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I'd fix you dinner and try to impress you. lol Seriously, the idea of meeting a new romantic interest DOES scare me a bit, so I'd prefer a stroll on the beach, a cup of coffee @ Starbucks, or a glass of wine at a night club, a place where we can chat and scratch the surface of the mystery beneath the wrapping paper we see at first glance.

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