ummwellbutimeanmaybe: Unimpressed.
Non-Smoker with Athletic body type
Knoxville, Tennessee
32 year old Male, 6' 1" (185cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Scorpio
ummwellbutimeanmaybe wants to date but nothing serious.
Bachelors Degree

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 4 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets Dog  

About Me
Former US Marine of 2nd FAST and 1/2 Charlie. Expectations are very low, but hey, I'm bored.

You're a dude
you're vegan
You hate Trump but ALSO think Hillary Clinton is a wonderful person (that means you're an ignorant dipshit)
You have a bathroom selfie with a kid standing behind you in a sagging diaper
You have any downward angled selfie (you're not fooling anyone)
You say you're not looking for a hookup but have pictures of yourself in your underwear.
You're flexing in a gym mirror (yeah that's right, some guys find that annoying too)
You don't actually plan to meet anyone
You think transgender mental cases should be allowed in the military
You're a 'feminist' (why are you even on here?)
You "listen to all types of music, but mostly country and rap"
You have more kids than you can handle alone. (I'm a single dad I can handle 2 on my own, no more)
You don't know the difference between a soldier and a Marine
You regularly say any of these; fleek, bae, rekd, yolo, etc
You took a picture wearing a cap sideways and throwing a peace sign
You are flipping off the camera. (Are you flipping yourself off? Or are you flipping me off and I'm expected to be even more interested?)
You listed "mom" as your profession. (Being a parent is a responsibility, not a job)
You're posing on a crotch rocket in flip flops.
You've never paid any of your own bills
Your friends are whores but you ask them for relationship advice.
You're over 21 and you put a dog nose and ears on one of your 'selfies'
You list "muddin', fishin', huntin', 4 wheelin', and campin'" as your 'interests'. You're full of crap and you know it.
If your child/children are in your profile picture. That's trashy. Simply stating that you have children is sufficient for a dating app
You're a strong, independent woman, but don't want to pay for your own dinner.
You state something along the lines of "a simple hey, hello or what's up will not get a response. Be a little creative because I'm too narcissistic to accept otherwise etc etc" - No. You shall get a 'hello' because that's how you start a conversation. Not 20 questions along with an excerpt from my not so bestselling autobiography.

So now that I've called out about 99.999% of you, understand that when I say I'm not desperate, I mean it. Most of you are little immature girls with zero life experience and I'm not easily impressed. A mature woman with common sense and a capacity for empathy would just blow my damn mind.
Take your duckfaces elsewhere.

Also, I like puppies and stuff.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Tell me what USMC FAST Co is and you might get my attention.

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