I'm not going to go on and on like a used car dealer trying to sell you something. I'm honest and an open book, so just ask.
If there are many grammatical errors in your profile or pics that are too revealing I probably won't be interested. I'm not going to talk dirty to you or send pictures of my weiner either.
I don't cheat, beat, do any drugs or drink heavily. I have the occasional drink or 9 but it's far and few between. I do have a job (shocking for this place, I know) so I'm not looking for you to support me. Now spoiling me, on the other hand, would be appreciated and encouraged lol.