You might ask, what makes me different from all the others who are vying for your attention? If you spend the next minute reading my profile, you will see that I have a good head on my shoulders. Our quest to find a great match brings us together for the next minute or two . . . and, just maybe, for the rest of our lives! I can make you smile because I am just as appealing on the inside as I am on the outside. You are about to meet someone who wants a partner who has as much to offer as I do. Do you want to meet someone who knows what women want? My friends say that I firmly believe that romantic love will never last; friendship is what really matters. My life motto is: don't be so busy making a living that you forget to make a life. Physically, I think my best feature is my . . . well, you'll find out, and when you do, you will love it! Mentally, I think my best attribute is my creativity. I know that I am not perfect, but I am honest enough to admit it. If I wanted to impress you, I would make dinner for you. If I were to compose a list of the top ten reasons to date me, one of them would surely be that I can instantly make you feel relaxed and welcome. My job is something that gives me great satisfaction and on my days off, my first priority is usually finding adventure. In my opinion, the best thing about a long-term relationship is the sense of companionship it can provide.
My eagerness for my next date can be best described as I'm genuinely looking forward to it. I think that dating is enjoyable only if I'm clicking with my date.
If you think that I sound appealing after reading this profile, then what are you waiting for?
Contact me! My Name is Bill.
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Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
On a first date, I would like to meet for a cup of something warm or a cold sip from a tall glass.
Or maybe we could tour the factory where aglets are made. You do know what they are?
Truthfully, I believe first dates shouldn't be planned as a long outing. A cup of coffee, a bite to eat or a short walk.