I'm probably not going to message you first. You probably get a million a day. You'll never see it. This is my initial message to you.
Hi! I'm a hard working man. I drink. I smoke, and I curse, when appropriate.
I'm not quite as svelte as I used to be but I'm healthy and strong in body and mind. I'm pushing 40 and still have all my hair, albeit a bit salty these days.
I come home dirty and wash up purdy. I don't clean-shave unless I have to, but try to keep things as neat as possible.
I have my own place. I live alone. I take care of me, and depend on nobody but myself unless absolutely necessary, and I have my shite wired tight.
I am a trustworthy man, your secrets are safe with me. I always will have a platonic love with my ex-wife. Any woman I date must be ok with this.
If you need to google "platonic", I'm not interested. If this statement confuses you, stop reading and kindly move on.
I generally dislike society at large but enjoy people on an individual leve. That said, I keep my circle tight.
I'm tragically human. I feel. I hurt. I rejoice. I reflect, and a lot of times I will ruminate. I will even cry if the situation is appropriate. I'm not afraid of my feelings or expressing them.
I am kind, fiercely loyal, friendly, introspective, introverted, and highly interested in the unusual side of human life.
Made it this far? Still here? Hello? Oh, fiddlesticks, guess I scared her off too.
Still here? Once you've waded through the bs, hit me up ;)