I had a very upbeat, funny, full of life profile, but after being on here awhile I have deleted it and decided to make it more clear and cut to the chase of my intentions. Ive had an awful lot of men approach me just for sex on this site and that's not what I'm looking for. So lets start off as friends, and if theres a spark, lets make time for each other and see what happens. I'm the type of girl that if I find some one Im interested in, I wont date 10 other men at the same time and I'm not window shopping 24/7. I take time for what I want, and if I like you, I wont throw a bunch of wrenches in the middle which seems to be a common thread these days on both sides.
On a blunt but funny note; if I decide to proceed and give you my phone number, please don't respond with a pic of your junk. Theres nothing more embarrassing than sitting in a board meeting and a penis magically appears on your screen! Keep in mind that I prefer to "unwrap" my gifts not stare at it on my phone...YES this happens A LOT! lmao ANNND if I had a quarter for every guy who offered to give me a massage, i would seriously be rich!!! Seriously! Knock it off! U guys are being complete creeps!
Me: Fun, free spirited, positive, love to laugh, and see the best in every situation. I am an honest, good hearted woman who has never cheated, has goals and dreams, and a huge heart. I'm not depressed or on any type of medication, drama free, no arrest record, and I don't have to blow into something to start my car. Not much of a bar person but enjoy hanging with friends, cookouts, house parties, wine, comedy and the arts. Although I have on my profile "a few extra pounds" I'm by far not the elephant in the room and my a-- doesn't beep when it backs up. lol I'd rather be honest and I expect the same from you.
I love to cook, cuddle and share a glass of wine. I have no kids, and theres no time clock ticking. I'm looking for some one who wants to enjoy all that life has to offer, and has these same qualities. If your looking to meet a real woman who doesn't play games and wants to possibly have a real future... look no further... I am here... Now rescue me! lol
Sorry for the dry profile... my last one was too long and obviously attracting the wrong type of men. Where are all the good men out there that enjoys the art of courting? Do they even exist? Or do I have a better chance of catching a unicorn??? HELP! lol
Anything you want to know, just ask...
Oh, and to answer your question... I am now a brunette...lol
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Meet at Barnes and Noble... we each have 10 min to pick out 3 magazines of interest... then we share a cup of coffee and find out why we picked out our mags... and take it from there....
2nd date- I cook, then we watch a movie
I'm a simple girl.