Hey, my name is Kelly and I'm from Alexandria, VA (born and raised). I have a very sarcastic personality, so someone has to have a sense of humor and thick skin. Deal breakers are married men and bad/no teeth. If that doesn't apply to you, please continue reading.
About me :
I am a little shy at first, but I do warm up quickly. I have three dogs and a horse that are my entire world! I really love working out and going to the gym several times a week. I'm obsessed with getting my hair and nails done and crazy about makeup. I consider myself a girly girl/tomboy, because I don't mind getting my hands dirty, but I do wash them afterwards. I like fishing, hiking, random road trips, concerts, dog training, cooking, anything spontaneous and making people laugh.
What I'm looking for :
A sweetheart with a touch of a$$hole. Someone that can keep me on my toes. Someone that accepts my dogs, they're like my kids.
What I'm NOT looking for :
I'm not looking for a booty call, someone to pick up the pieces, one night stand, friends with benefits, dirty talk, casual sex, perverted comments/remarks, any kind of sex in general, or anything like that! Whatever you have "going on" I guarantee I can do it better and be more satisfied and no, that isn't an open invitation for you to try to prove me wrong. I can't stress enough how UNINTERESTED I am in sex or sexual conversation with someone I am not in a relationship with. So, please, fu*k off if that is your intention. If not, excuse my language and message me ;)
I'm AM interested in someone I can become friends with and have a great time with. If something more comes from that, eventually, awesome. If not, that's cool too. My mindset is that I made a new friend at the end of the day.
"Don't you hate that? Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it's necessary to yak about bullsh*t in order to be comfortable? That's when you know you've found somebody special. When you can just shut the fu*k up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence."
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Depends on the individual, but mini golf or air hockey. Not dinner- that is way too awkward! Nothing worse than sitting at a table with someone you don't connect with and being forced to enjoy their company.