I'm looking for a friend, a partner, a lover and ultimately more with the right person.
BTW, I can't use the MEET ME feature so you will have to send me a message if you want to talk with me.
For those of you who are just getting into the dating game you need to know that some of the rules have changed a little.
Nowadays, the woman pays for everything and sex on the first date is a given.
For those of you who have no sense of humor, the above was a joke. But I'm sure I will catch hell from someone who takes everything literally..Also ladies, as an FYI, the word for sense of humor is spelled "sense" not "sence" or "since".
Sometimes I am more confused than a chameleon in a bag of skittles.
I have so many unanswered questions!!
I still haven't found out who let the dogs out or where the beef is...I still don't know how to get to Sesame Street, and in this age of technology, why doesn't Dora just use Google Maps?
Why do all flavors of fruit loops taste exactly the same, or just how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? Why are eggs and light bulbs packaged in a flimsy containers, but batteries are secured in plastic that's tough as nails?
Ever buy scissors? You need scissors to cut into the packaging of scissors! I still don't understand why there is Braille on drive up ATM's or why "abbreviated" is such a long word. Why is there a "D" in "fridge" but not in "refrigerator"
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor yet dish-washing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections? And why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"...where's that extra penny going to anyway?
Why does the Alphabet Song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune, and why did you just try to sing those two previous songs? And just what is Victoria's secret? And what would you do for a Klondike bar when you know as soon as you bite into it it's gonna fall apart? Does she or doesn't she what? Why do you care if I got milk?
If you care to discuss these questions and more, trust me I have a whole lot more, so send me a message along with something about yourself.
ABOUT ME: I have all my own teeth (and they are very clean), all my own hair (it is thick and none of it is gray) and all of my original body parts and they all work as they should. I sleep very little, I bathe every day, I own a TV, a house, a car and my own business. I like cheese, if you do also then let's get married.
Seriously, now. I'm a business owner, actor, author, editor, Singer-Songwriter, Webmaster, combat vet, ex-baseball coach, bon vivant, raconteur, and Witty Intellectual. I am stable, nurturing, a voracious learner, creative, intelligent, educated, selectively intense, sometimes geeky, always passionate. (Oh, & I´m also a bi-lingual illiterate: I can´t read or write in two different languages). I don't play games unless they come in a box with instructions. I am always productive in one way or another. You will never see me at a political rally, unless I am unconscious, and someone is playing a prank. (those people are evil and must be destroyed).
I'm a Christian, a humanist. a realist. I love dogs and some cats (if they are constantly doing funny things), I love coffee & meaningful conversation (from the sublime to the ridiculous), bookstores, flea markets (as long as the fleas are humanely treated, free-range and not in cages), movies, TV, reading, live music, stand up comedy (I'm actually considering giving this a try), long walks (I know I'm supposed to add "--on the beach" but this IS Oklahoma). I also do not smoke and never have. Nor do I dip snuff (however, if you dip that is fine, we just won't be doing a lot of kissing).
I believe successful relationships are predicated on the Five C's: Compatibility, Communication, Commonality, Chemistry and Commitment. I also need to throw in the most important trait, Loyalty, but since it doesn't start with a C I had to list it separately.
ABOUT MY IDEAL WOMAN: Here's what I seek: a feminine woman, who is SANE, with emotional and intellectual intelligence, creative, witty, secure, not afraid of fun, laughter, deep conversations or sex; who can make me laugh, think, & has a firm grip on reality & integrity; who is not afraid to explore her own issues (I have no issues since I am close to being perfect. Often you will see romantic, leading men in Hallmark Lifetime movies that are based on me.), and be proactive in her personal evolution (I'm certainly still evolving, especially when the moon is full). I respect women who have their own life, are somewhat sexually aggressive, has their own interests & means of support.
CRUCIAL CAVEATS: (unpleasant but apparently necessary to say). I have no interest in--nor any tolerance for--addicts, heavy drinkers, illegal drug users, anyone who needs an anger-management class, or the emotionally-, intellectually- or ethically- challenged. Really. If you fall in any of these categories, please pass me by and check yourself into some kind of institution.
If, however, you recognize yourself in the IDEAL WOMAN paragraph, and my details titillate or intrigue you, and you think we might enjoy meeting for coffee or a drink, or you'd like to shower me with affection and appreciation by buying me a new Rolex or diamond pinky ring, please contact me, preferably from the inside of your private jet.
However, most of all, I want to be in love for the LAST time in my life. And believe me I know how to show a woman how much I love her and cherish her.