So lets begin with a few short generic lines. I eat human food, read certian kinds of books and have low self esteem from using dating sites.Listen to certian kinds of music and drive a specific kind of car. My favorite color is 2 of them. So how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie roll pop ? So lets begin with a poem.....
POF was a keen idea
internet dating was like diareah
one to make money
from some poor foolish honey
it starts with a pic and a little spit
some hyped up foolish little skit
lets make some haste
do some cut and paste
in no time at all
i get a call
i hear a voice so distant
till she asked my name in an instant ...
quitely ask me to push one
her response was hello ? son?
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
So this bear walks into a bar and says to the bartender,"hey give me a drink."The bartender responds,"we dont serve bears."The bear then says sternly,"serve me a drink or i will eat the waitress!"the bartender responds boldly"we dont serve bears."the bear then stands up and eats the waitress!the bartender responds "we dont serve bears on drugs!" The bear then retorts "i dont do drugs".The bartender then says, "yes you do, that was a barbituate!"
this farmer walks into the bedroom with a sheep under his arm, he then says i want to show you this pig im f***ing, his wife rolls over and says that is a sheep your holding, the farmer then says i know i was talking to the sheep.