orangestang: I'm probably not a serial killer, sorry.
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Beaumont, Texas
35 year old Male, 5' 11" (180cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Sagittarius
orangestang isn't seeking a relationship or any kind of commitment.
Bachelors Degree
Night Owl
Info Tech

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Often (>3times/week) Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? Often
Hair Color Black Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 1 year How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Me
I'm quite funny, in both senses of the word. Well not THAT meaning. According to my female friends I'm "cute". Really?! Seriously, can you not sense a pure, sensual, shark-wrestling, machismo permeating my striking visage? Ah, don't answer that. FYI, I like cuddling (who doesn't), but that doesn't mean you can stick your cold feet in my back! (I got a chill writing that.)

My primary motivation for signing up here is to push my boundaries... meet some interesting women. I put down dating, but feel free to message me if you just want to hang out or make friends. So, I can't say I'll do anything once, but I would give it due consideration.

been feeling pretentious and thought something up:
"How do you picture an ideal mate? Surely you've noticed couple that are very alike, such that you could superimpose them on one another and barely tell where the differences lie. That's a little dramatic, but I've had this idea: not a puzzle piece, that neatly snaps flush with another, but a torn sheet of paper. The two halves contain information the other lacks on their own and even though that rough edge creates friction, they still need to be together to make sense."

What I do: I used to work at an IT company until the president/owner skipped the country for tax evasion. Yah, that was fun. Have a more stable job and more benefits being The IT Guy at a proper company. I do miss going out and having new people to bother and be condescending toward.

Movies: The Princess Bride, The Fifth Element, Spinal Tap, Kevin Smith Movies, Rocky Horror Picture Show, Dune
Music: Led Zeppelin, Metallica, Electric Light Orchestra, Pink Floyd
TV Shows: News Radio, Red Dwarf, Black Books, Monty Python's Flying Circus, Farscape, Venture Bros.
Authors: Douglas Adams, H.P. Lovecraft, Stephen Pinker, Orwell, Dawkins

Quote: "Build a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day, set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life."

Game: My name is seven letters long and starts with a 'B'. Care to take a guess?

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Books stores are fun and food is good.

Or a Bank Heist. That would be an awesome bonding experience. eh... More of a second date activity.

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