I'm a certified dog trainer and I make a comfy living from walking and training dogs. I use my superior training skills to take a pack out off leash each day for a 2-hour hike or so in all weather. We are bad ass. We rule the woods by day, the coyotes rule by night. I love my job and am lucky I have a job I actually enjoy. This means I rarely come home in a bad mood. How can I when I get paid to pet, snuggle, and play with dogs each day??! Perhaps if I found the right girl, I could hire her and we could both live the dream called making money from doing something as natural as it can get. I want to meet a girl who will be cuter than all puppies combined. There.
ANYONE WILLING TO MEET UP AND GET A BEER PLEASE LET ME KNOW. I'm so sick of being on here never making any real connections. It's all small talk and BS!
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
This internet dating idea is a complete and total ****ing sad joke on humanity.