SimplyChris13: Teach me how to take a selfie....
Smokes Occasionally with Average body type
Chesapeake, Virginia
44 year old Male, 5' 5" (165cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Pisces
SimplyChris13 is looking for a relationship.
High school
Blue Collar
Collecting hubcaps and other valuables

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Green
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? Yes
Longest Relationship Over 10 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Me
This may make you laugh but I don't watch football! Wow, a guy that doesn't care for football you say?? Nope.
Something else to make you laugh.... Accidentally used the woman's restroom at an Applebee's and didn't know I was in the wrong restroom until leaving and a woman was coming in!(True story, quite embarrassing).

It gets better... I don't have cable either! Spent enough years contributing to the Cox Communications Empire. Surely I can't be the only one that feels this way? I've often joked about starting my own cable company and only charging people for channels that they want to watch! Now that is a concept!

So, now lets get onto the more boring stuff....(Warning: extremely boring )

I think I should say that this site is no more efficacious in producing results than the participants that are willing to produce them.... Think about that....

Although it is sometimes flattering, I'm not interested in having sex with you just because you might find me handsome and think that I'd be interested. I'm not interested. There has to be some substance to the connection for that to happen. Those of you that think that is a way to a guys heart are essentially telling him that he is cheap and a whore.

I like a dialogue with someone. I like to be challenged intellectually. I can comment on most things and my favorite topics are too many to list. A dialogue isn't about being right or wrong but listening to others point of views. We seem to always learn while we listen. Go ahead, ask me something?

My passion is motorcycles. Always has been. Everybody has to have a hobby that makes them happy. Riding does that for me. While riding its easy to forget about the world's troubles briefly and let go. Some would say that taking care of their kids makes them happy.... Taking care of my daughter makes me happy too but I couldn't fathom anything else.

While on this site, I am looking for someone who has similar interests as mine. Not interested in Barbie dolls, or anyone who considers themselves perfect. Lets face it.... If you consider yourself perfect, you wouldn't be here reading this and you are extremely selfish. You should work on that.

Confidence in a woman is sexy. Intelligence is sexy. Along with honesty and integrity. Indecisiveness is not. Keep in mind that in my eyes, attraction is three fold: Mind, body, and soul.

My pet peeve: I spell everything out. Whether it is emailing or texting. Just have always believed in using proper grammar. Strange huh?

Guess this song: "There has been a hoot owl howling outside my window now, for six nights in a row....she's coming for me I know...." or this song "Don't be thinking that I don't want you because maybe I do ;)"

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Go for coffee or an ice cream, maybe even a walk. It's quick and easy and offers a fast escape for the both of us. If all goes well, we will have a good time. Good times are often a result of who you are with to share it, not always what your doing.