Edit: gotta say, I'm officially creeped out by the sheer number of dudes on here using main / thumbnail photos showing only their enhanced (fake) DDs...and then you click on the image to check the profile (hey, boob pics = clicks and you know it!) and the guy may as well have a beard and wearing a protective cup. What the hell, 2016?!?
So I've kinda just reactivated this account and don't know what's typed below this...and i don't feel like reading it. So be gentle!
I like music, sports, movies, goofing off. I'd rather play pool at a bar than go to a club.
I've had a ton of education...you could call me Doctor if you really wanted to.
I'll watch anything with Bill Murray and my favorite band is Pearl Jam. I used to have Cardinals' season tickets, but probably wouldn't do that again; I don't really miss them and I'd rather have the chance to watch football all day rather than leave for the games at halftime of the morning games. I love going to watch the Coyotes and Dbacks. The Suns....eh, maybe. Not too into the NBA anymore.
I've never owned or worn anything with an Ed Hardy logo. I go to the gym and yet still somehow have never bought an Affliction or Tap Out shirt.
I remember when dudes that wore women's pants got their asses kicked rather than dated the hot girl that should be wearing those very same pants.
.....And yes, I put up the crappiest pictures possible.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I gotta say, I kinda window-shop on this site and keep seeing things like, "I'm looking for 'the one,'" or "Don't email me if you're not ready to get married." You can't go "looking" for a person like a new car or clean underwear. When you lose your keys, when do you find them? It's NOT when you're looking for them. It's when you're sitting on the couch and your fingers slide beneath the cushions, and in between the Cheez-It crumbs, lo and behold, the keys! Just lighten up and let things happen NATURALLY, and that even applies if your boobs aren't natural (really, I'm boob equal opportunity). So as far as what I'm looking for, I'm just looking to see what happens; open to whatever, but I'm not specifically looking for my keys, because I'm sure they'll just show up eventually.
Anywho, as far as getting together goes, a couple drinks is usually good to loosen it up, feel more at ease with a new person, especially meeting this way.
If you're going to write a message, "HELLO," is not a message. Unless you're super hot, I'm not going to reply, because if you're super hot, well, you're super hot. Of course I'll reply. It's automatic, like you getting out of speeding tickets and never having a bar tab.
One more -- PLEASE know the difference between know/no, there/their/they're, and your/you're. It's not rocket science.
(and I don't make $150k+ you crazy gold-diggers!)