Alreet, Im Kay - slightly unhinged but its reet !!!!
Basically I like to have a proper good laugh - I like to laugh until I can't ring my tena lady out any more !
I still have some sort of spazzy knee but am having my ligaments donesoon
NOW TO SAVE YOU THE TIME IN ASKING !!!!
Daft email quiz I recieved
Full Name: Kay and thats all you need to know for now
Age: 27 - pushing 28
Address: Yeah ok - I have one - bonus lol
Biggest Fear: Failing
Kids: 2 - i have a rod in my arm that puts a stop to any more - you would have to be unbelivebly special !
Fav Colour: Black and red - Like a demented ladybird !
Reading at the moment: My profile on here and yellow pages - I'm on D
Fav Music: Blondie rocks - but then again so does dolly parton and elton john
Fav saying: They wont let me type it on here
Tattoos: It will be like a treasure hunt !
Puppy Size: Abnormally huge - (my one good point)
Fav Food: Chineese or indian
Anything else just ask, own house, own teeth, own car, own job, own life !!!
so here i am again on a friday night waiting for messages to say my posts have been deleted - the forum click dont like me because i say what i think hee hee
what am i looking for ???? well originally a new dining table but i stumbled on here on my way to ebay - where im still barred for a minor disagreement !!
but really im not a big gobby cow - its like a mild form of tourettes i have to be straight with people - cant see the point in anything else
i dont massage egos and i have no time for**** little chavs who think they are great
i like rugby - watching it not playing it !! i play netball 4 times a week tho
do drop by and say hello sometime
now what else do i like ???
big shoulders and a cracking sense of hummor are a must,
i laugh ( loudly ) when i shouldn't
simpsons, shameless, and books - i can read im now on the 2nd janet and john story !
well i really am as popular as a bout of the clap !!
nobody wants to play with me anymore - think i will stop telling them about my varied fetishes and sending pics of me in a wedding dress saying " lets look at what you could have won"
oh well im gonna have a****ail sausage on a stick with a pickled onion !
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Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
well now then, like im ever going to get that far !!!!
we could have a custard pie fight??
swap clowns water spray with battery acid ???
maybe go for a drink ? kebab on the way home
i may possibly turn all bunny boiler and take you round to meet every member of my family and friends and if you pass 3 hours of hardcore interrigation you may even get a kiss !!!
or you could help me work on the dress im working on that is mainley made from cheesestrings - it keeps going off/getting eaten before i can finish it !
or we could go for a meal in one of the dump bins at the back of mc donalds at the end of the night - free rancid food rocks !
or blah blah blah walks on the beach hand in hand, meal good wine food great company etc, or people who think they are really cool and original bungee and jump out a plane - they have all been on before its all boring - message me with a half decent suggestion eh ??? its not that hard !