xXLoud_NoisesXx: I am NOT short... I am a human McNugget.
Non-Smoker with A Few Extra Pounds body type
Vancouver, British Columbia
30 year old Female, 5' 4" (163cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Sagittarius
xXLoud_NoisesXx is looking for a relationship.
High school
Avon Rep/Crazy Person


I am Seeking a Man For Friends
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry Not Completed
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? No Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 3 years How ambitious are you? Somewhat Ambitious
Pets Dog  

About Snafu
Looking for my penguin.

I've been talking to dead rabbits and feeding bloody walls. I've done horrifying things with salad tongs. It's really eaten into my social life.

I have an alternative look..
I am interesting and funny, I love to game (xbox 360) and watch netflix.. I have a pretty bad social anxiety so I stay home a lot

I have a very morbid and dry sense of humor and can be quite negative at times.. I am not very much of a people person and kind of a shut in.. sort of looking for someone who feels the same. Let's go to my room.... We'll hide under the blankets and maybe fall asleep before we die.

I play guitar and sing for hobbies.. also edit pics.. I looove internets :x
I am 5 foot 4 AND A HALF!
I love horror movies oh so much.. oh so much do I love them! I also like to play xbox ( If you use xbox..brownie points!! ).. first person shooters seem to be my thing.. I am obsessed with Black Ops Zombie Map Packs >.>

I do not smoke, I don't really drink often. ..I just want to get this out of the way right now, I have a sever social anxiety. I have a doctor to help work my head out so I can function in society a little better. This is not something that is ever going to go away this is a life thing.. I am always going to be on meds and always going to be disability and always going to be.. well... me. But I try very hard to be the best person I can be on the inside and out....And I do what it takes.

If you can look past that and see that I won't eat your face in your sleep... and want to come along for the journey.. than welcome aboard the crazy train. BUT DON'T TOUCH ANY OF MY THINGS!!>.>

I am going to say flat out what I need from a guy...
-Funny guy.
-Gives tons of attentions via text, in person, fb... love it all. (this is important... I need A LOT of attention)
-I find attractive and finds me attractive...and tells me it everyday, and does not take my love and affection for granted.
-Someone patient.
-Doesn't smoke or smoke weed at all or drink a ton.
-Is happy just staying in and watching horror flicks or comedies.
-Is kind of a shut in. (this is a bonus)
-Can handle the fact I have very bad anxiety and can not take public transit and I do not drive.. so I guess you will have to be okay with coming to me.
-Respects me and treats me like I am the most beautiful and only girl in the world for him.

What you will get from me?.... all of the above and more... I am a great caring gf with tons to give to the right deserving person. I make my man feel like he is number one and the only thing I need and want in my life.. as long as I am treated the same and am getting the emotional needs and physical needs from the relationship.. I am a great catch.

Anyways... Hope to hear from some nice guys that I might be compatible with.

If you have pics of you shirtless or with tons of woman.....don't message me... not into those kinda people. Also not into self absorbed gym junkies that all they talk about is how they did so many sit ups that they shat themselves >.> Not my type at all.
And please be open to long term I am not just looking for a "good time" I am on here for a reason and that is to find my Penguin partner in life.

Some Fave Movies

The Girl Next Door (Jack Ketchum's)
The Help
Forrest Gump
The Terminal
The Dictator
Tank Girl
Act Of Valor
The Runaways
Diary Of A Nymphomaniac
Battle Royal
Poughkeepsie Tapes
Bad Boy Bubby
Mum And Dad
The Devil's Arithmetic
Boys Don't Cry
Murder Set Pieces
Ichi The Killer
Party Monster
Anything with Zombies
28 Days Later
28 Weeks Later
Dawn Of The Dead
Fear and Loathing
Requiem For A Dream
Finding Nemo
Step Brothers
The Shawshank Redemption
Donnie Brasco
Too Wong Fu
Priscilla Queen Of The Dessert
Zombie Land
The Notebook
P.S I Love You
Blue Valentine
The Rules Of Attraction
Official Hunger
The Basketball Diaries
Saving Private Ryan
Natural Born Killers
Pulp Fiction
Boogie Nights
London To Brighton
Schindlers List
The Boy In The Stripped Pajamas
The Grey Zone
American Beauty
The Virgin Suicides
Emperors New Groove
The Devil Inside
Black Hawk Down

Some Fave Bands

Cage The Elephant
Maroon 5
Marianas Trench
Vampire Weekend
Neutral Milk Hotel
Regina Spektor
Jamie T
Mumford & Sons
Never Shout Never
Young The Giant
Jake Bugg
Moldy Peaches
The Beatles
Death Cab For Cutie
Imogen Heap
Johny Cash
Mayday Parade
Taking Back Sunday
The Postal Service
Radio Head
Snow Patrol
Modest Mouse
Tenaciouse D
The Walkmen
Zoo Animal
Barenaked Ladies
Ben Folds
Bon Iver
Bright Eyes
City And colour
Lead Belly
Damian Rice
Eminem... yes >.> Eminem :P LOL
Flogging Molly
Foo Fighters
Gary Go
Iron And Wine
Jack Johnson
Jimmy Eat World
Johnny Cash
Kings Of Leon
Our Lady Peace
A Perfect Circle
The Pixies
Michael Buble

Some Fave TV Shows

Game Of Thrones
Breaking Bad
Game Of Thrones
Hell On Wheels
Walking Dead
American Horror Story
Over There
The Pacific (Loved this one sooo much)
American Dad
Family Guy
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Six Feet Under
Prison Break
Bob's Burgers
True Blood
The Office
The Vampire Diaries
The Simpsons
Breaking Bad
South Park
Drawn Together
Sons Of Anarchy
Robot Chicken
Invader Zim
The Brak Show
Squid Billies

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Go to a petting zoo and not pet any of the animals... Read to old people in a language they do not understand... Go to a book store and talk about how we read all these books online for free and watch the cashier cringe...true story..

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