funkibunni: City minded woman with a country girl heart!
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Tampa-nashville, Florida
46 year old Female, 5' 6" (168cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Cancer
funkibunni wants to date but nothing serious.
Some college

I am Seeking a Man For Dating
Needs Test View her relationship needs Chemistry View her chemistry results
Do you drink? Often (>3times/week) Do you want children? Does not want children
Marital Status Divorced Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? All my kids are over 18
Longest Relationship Over 7 years How ambitious are you? Very Ambitious
Pets Dog  

About Me
You must have pictures and filled out your profile for me to respond.......
"Bla bla bla" or "ask me" will not cut it. If you won't take the time to tell me about you, you won't take the time on me.

I lived in SF for 15 years, but I am on my next adventure. Splitting my time up between Florida and Nashville.
I keep my life very simple, that means I have no debt or bills and I don't want yours! LOL
I don't have TV at my house, I choose to get out and enjoy this amazing world instead of sitting on the couch.
I'm an only child of military parents from the South.
Yes, I have southern values.
I have lived in Japan ( I speak some Japanese!) and Costa Rica, but I was born and raised in California.
I like to go camping as much as getting very dressed up for a perfect French meal. I am a huge Tequila fan and have travelled to Tequila Mexico just to study Tequila!
I have a wonderful 20 year old daughter who is the light of my life she doesn't live with me full time but visits regularly.

I'm a curvy, soft, voluptuous woman.
150 pounds.

I'm going to just throw it out there what I want........
You should be?
TALL- I'm physically attracted to you! That means you need to be over 5,10' and should not waste your time messaging me if you are shorter than that.
Tattoos? U don't have to have them, but I have a lot-planning to get more-most of mine are not visible.

PLAY: I'm not looking for any more children...
I need to pause here....... Because if you have marked that "yes" you want kids, I would never respond to you, I like kids,I luv kids- !!!!!!! but I'm vain, I don't want my body to go through it again!
(just being honest!).
I am HSV friendly.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
something different..................
be creative.................
which I am not in my description...............
this is annoying.............

A little advice? (just my 2cents)
I appreciate pictures in profiles- that means different shots of you doing things you like! Include a clear face shot. NOT all 6+ picture the same with hats(what are you hiding under there?), Sideways photos.... Hurts my neck And you are not a straight shooter,
sunglasses( please, look into my eyes),your pets/kids(very creepy), driving(very?very?dangerous) or in the gym( I'm glad you are healthy and I do like a body shot..... But all 6pics? I smell a rat). Remember, I'm talking about if all or most are of one thing listed above- Varity is the spice of life gentlman, put out there what you want!

Why do so many guys say "no drama"?
So you really think that she's NOT gonna contact you based on that line? (usually to me this means you have a crazy, drama filled ex in your past, so you make bad choices).

*if you are still married (because you don't wanna pay the $$$).... I don't care if you have been separated for years- be a man and get divorced.
**If you dont text message- I cant date you. Im not saying you have to like it, but possess the technology to communicate quickly and efficiently.
*** you did NOT read my entire profile....I will know. This is to prevent wasting ANYONE'S time, isn't that why we are internet dating?
**** you are afraid of bed is 6ft up on a platform.

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Age Between:30 and 50.
Lives in United States
Lives within 75 Must not have messaged users looking for intimate encounters or sex.
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