vexation: Anyone who doesn't think guidos are hot.
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Lindenhurst, New York
37 year old Male, 5' 10" (178cm), Non-religious
Caucasian, Pisces
vexation is actively seeking a relationship.
Masters Degree
General Manager

I am Seeking a Woman For Dating
Needs Test Not Completed Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? Socially Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Brown Eye Color Blue
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 8 years
Pets No Pets Second Language Italian

About Me
Hmmm.. I guess I'll follow the format that plenty of fish tells me to follow.. I suppose they know better than me. 1)Talk about your hobbies: Well I love sleeping. In fact, I'm probably better than you at that. I also enjoy showering and being clean. Smelling delicious is awesome.. I guess that's a hobby. I also like arguing with people. Other people don't seem to like that as much as I do, which is a damn shame. 2)Talk about your goals and aspirations: I aspire to one day have goals.. or even a goal, singular. People with goals seem to be very content or even excited to have them. I want to be excited! I want to be content! I want goals! 3)Talk about yourself and what makes you unique: I guess my fingerprint or even my DNA would make me unique. In fact, I can say with a good amount of certainty that if I committed a crime and left behind something like my hair, a teddy bear that I slept with, or some bodily secretion, that I could be identified with 99.99% accuracy! How's THAT for unique!? 4)Describe your taste in music: First, allow me to say that I don't taste music at all. I have bought a lot of albums in my day and never have I once tried to eat them. I suppose if I did, I would enjoy many eclectic types (with A-1 sauce of course). Classical, New Wave, Industrial, Metal, Techno, 80's pop, 70's rock, even 40's big band and 20's swing.. With salt of course. Jesus Christ I hate dating sites... P.s.. If you are half naked in your profile pictures, or you are making a duck face.. You suck. Sure, plenty of guys will message you, but plenty of guys suck. Like you.... duck face killah!

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Probably talk. Maybe eat some food, or go to the bathroom to pee once or twice. I'll probably also tell you a story about how I once beat up one of the Golden Girls, but don't be fooled. I'm lying. I never beat one of them up :( I might pull a classy move like the old yawn, arm around shoulder technique at a movie.. or the hole in the bottom of the popcorn tub. Nothing like some buttery love to let your significant other know you mean business. That's always a family favorite and sure fire crowd pleaser!