I guarantee we will get along great if we can agree that everyone else are basically jackasses.
(POF says that was too short, so...)
Hobbies: Breakfast For Dinner
Goals: To rock and roll for 20 minutes tops and party for as long as it takes to seem normal before leaving without saying goodbye to anyone.
Myself: My face is on a poster at the gym for ‘biggest losers’ even though I haven't lost any weight this month. I don’t get it.
Taste In Music: Well, I'm drinking bourbon and listening to Slayer, so I'm either about to make sweet, sweet love or go on a killing spree.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
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