You can lead a horse to water but you can't let it hit you on the ass on your way out.
Mess with the bull and you get hit on the ass on your way out.
The early bird hits you in the ass on the way out.
Hit a man in the ass, and he's been hit in the ass for a day. Give a man a door and he'll be hit in the ass every time he's on his way out.
Even a broken clock hits you in the ass on the way out twice a day.
Maybe I'm just f^ckin' bananas to just work these old sayings until the cows come home....and hit me in the ass on the way out?
You have nothing to lose, except the respect of your family & friends and probably your damage deposit. Let's go.
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