After spending the last few years taking care of my demented parents with the support of some wonderful friends, I'm ready to begin the next phase of my life which might include you.
Top Ten Reasons to Contact Me:
10. I'm smart but was blond, giving you the opportunity to resolve your issues with cognitive dissonance.
9. I'm compassionate but realistic so I can tolerate overnight bags, but not steamer trunks.
8. I'm giving and generous, but if you want a nurse or a purse, call Kaiser or Beneficial Finance.
7. I'm warm and sexy, but if you're into S&M you're out in the cold.
6. I'm socially committed, but bathe often enough to be socially acceptable.
5. I'm creative but probably not clever enough to plan a successful heist.
4. I'm youthful enough to belly dance, take ballet, practice yoga, and swing dance; but old enough to remember the swim.
3. I'm ecologically aware, but live in an area where you don't have to sort.
2. I love Lola Mae, and she's going blind, so we're both learning a new language which should protect us from Alzheimers.
1. I'm willing to introduce you to the most beautiful woman on earth. (Not me--a friend.)
Contact me and let's see if we click.
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
I'd love to go for a walk on the beach so we could take Lola with us. Perhaps we can determine why "sapiophile" is not in its proper place on the personality list.