Finding a good match nowadays is harder than finding Nemo........ but the good news is that I saved a bunch of money on my car insurance!!
If you are looking for a normal guy with a good head on his shoulders, take a shot at me. I am simple, but can be complicated. I always enjoy a good laugh and appreciate the simple things in life.
I like to find a girl that is happy with herself in general, with as little drama as possible (noone is completely drama-free), has a full time job, and takes good care of her self.
Oh I also like girls that are not too skinny....
I don't understand why some girls put pictures of their dogs here....
So basically, I'm the shit, with all the good qualities, and not a single bad quality... isn't that what everyone says on here??? so ladies, please please, one email at a time. I know Im the catch of your life and all, but try not to pass out.
Ok enough bullshit, if I send you an email, respond to me, even if its all cheesy and boring like "hi, how are you? My name is John, and I like your pictures" or "hello, I like your profile, I think Im in love with you, so will you marry me??" or "Hello, would you like to go out with me?" or " Can we have sex all night on Tuesday?" Ok enough, you get the hint....
Next to body type, the options should be : thin, athletic, average, few extra poinds, ALOT OF EXTRA POUNDS, BBW, because many seem to forget that few is any number between 3 and 9....... DO not misunderstand me.... I prefer a curvy lady over a skinny lady any day of the week, but seriously there is a difference between curvy and deadly..
It is sad how a lady spends most of her day picking out the right outfit, she gets her hair nails did, perfect make up, and at the end of the day, her man says "nice ass"
|………..| PUT THIS ON YOUR PAGE
|………..| IF YOU'VE EVER "PUSHED"
|………..| A DOOR THAT SAID "PULL"
Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Paintballing....You either kick my ass, or I'll kick yours...
P.S. Let me give you a piece of advice: Never start your profile with "first off", because then you would sound as bi***y as possible. Hey, at least Im honest.
There is alot of damn fish in here, but none of them seems to be edible lol