Spoonieluv: 1 Milkshake 2 Straws
Non-Smoker with Average body type
Amelia, Ohio
45 year old Male, 6' 3" (191cm), Christian - other
Caucasian, Aries
Spoonieluv is actively seeking a relationship.
High school
Blue Collar


I am Seeking a Woman For Long Term
Needs Test View his relationship needs Chemistry View his chemistry results
Do you drink? No Do you want children? Undecided/Open
Marital Status Single Do you do drugs? No
Hair Color Black Eye Color Brown
Do you have a car? Yes Do you have children? No
Longest Relationship Over 9 years How ambitious are you? Ambitious
Pets No Pets  

About Jim
My shrink & P.O. have urged me not to date. Let's prove them wrong....

Well I’ve been on this site for about a month now and I’ve come to realize on line dating isn’t as easy as one might think. It’s difficult to write a letter to some stranger and stand out. “Dear some girl I’d like to talk to, I liked your pictures and I think your profile is cool. I’ve attached a virtual gift. Hope to hear back from you soon. Be careful I hear it's quite flamable ( you might not want to expose it to flame or sunlight)”. In real life if you see a girl you’d like to talk to and you can’t think of anything coy to say you always use the old standby “ GIVE ME YOUR PURSE AND NO ONE GET’S HURT” Done correctly that is a 1st impression that will be remembered for a life time. I guess the best way to stand out on here is to write a letter heavily laced with profanity and compliment her eyebrows.
As each day goes by I question having kids more and more. I really don’t wanna be an old dad. I can just picture having a son and 1 day he forgets his lunch $. So I go up to the school to drop it off and his schoolmates ask if that was his grandpa. He explains that it was his dad and then he’s taunted w/ “old dad, old dad”. Or if I have a daughter and when she gets to be a teen she starts dating some guy who comes over and starts acting up. I stand up and say “knock it off you whipper snapper”. He then says “Sit down old man” and pushes me back in to my recliner. I break a hip. And if I know anything it’s when an old dude breaks his hip, it always turns in to pneumonia. Man, I don’t wanna go out like that… Now what was I getting at? I guess this old timer does tend to ramble on……

On to the sincere. My name is Jim I live in the lovely little town of Amelia. I’m 6’3” weight about 240#I work 2nd shift Monday through Friday. It’s not a bad 2nd though. 2:00 – 10:10pm. Then I drive for uber a few hours to pass the time. I’d like to meet a really down to earth girl who has a great sense of humor. One who doesn’t always feel we have to be out doing something. Sure you got to go out but not every single weekend. Some days it’s nice to just chill. Well, if you’d like to get to know me better drop me a line. Thanks for looking.
For the record... I haven't said I do or don't want kids. It's neither my dream or my nightmare. It's if it's right, I'm all for it. If it isn't in my cards I'm ok too.

Conversation Starters (i.e. what you'd like to do on a first date...)
Here is a great idea for a first date. Since traditionally dates are in the evening. Maybe we could enter the zoo after hours and play with the animals. I’ve always wondered what a polar bear’s fur feels like. If you scratch a lion behind the ears does it purr like a kitten? If you hold a wolverine down and tickle it does its leg kick like a puppy? Once we were done playing w/ the animal’s maybe we could climb up on a giraffe’s neck and just look at the lights of the city from the best & highest view in Cincinnati.

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